☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
23

You WILL choose the pronouns

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Retarded 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 16:30:57 ago (+24/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/8f36mk.jpg



17 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 7 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:12:51 ago (+7/-0)

Oi, my pronouns are missing.

cunt, cunt, cunt, cunts, cuntself

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 21:00:24 ago (+2/-0)

Please just use my name

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 19:58:06 ago (+4/-0)

We are looking at this all wrong. We should EMBRACE this shit, and constantly change it without warning. "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME 'HIM'! THAT WAS THIS MORNING, NOW IT'S NOON, AND I AM 'SHIM', BIGOT!!'

Teachers will quickly break down, and try to get this bullshit memory-holed.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 21:55:02 ago (+3/-0)

Somewhere some web developer had to make those options. Probably died a bit inside.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 18:44:55 ago (+3/-0)

Pick the most obscure one and then sue the fuck out of them if they ever fuck it up.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 18:30:58 ago (+3/-0)

How can anybody keep track of this shit?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 19:59:09 ago (+3/-0)

Especially if we change it up several times a day

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 15, 2022 00:57:30 ago (+0/-0)

...and why should anyone bother?

[ - ] o0shad0o 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 18:25:47 ago (+3/-0)

"His royal highness".

[ - ] WordSalad 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 23:55:07 ago (+1/-0)

Lord master

[ - ] quidgybo 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 15, 2022 06:18:38 ago (+0/-0)

just call me "a weapon to surpass metal gear"

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 18:24:57 ago (+2/-0)

"what is a pronoun and why do i need one?"

"Do you have a preferred adverb?"

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 21:26:55 ago (+1/-0)

Someone forgot to add these...that fag is in serious trouble.

Fag, Faggot, Fagmo, Fagtard, Fagself

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 17:01:33 ago (+2/-1)

account deleted by user

[ - ] Neral 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 16:33:21 ago (+1/-0)

'Persself', when you're drunk and you are trying to explain your wife pissed herself.

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 22:15:46 ago (+0/-0)

My preferred pronouns are watashi, ore, and boku

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 23:28:35 ago (+2/-0)

私 / 俺 / 僕

If they can't read the original form, sue them for bigotry.