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What did Jesus do to get crucified and a crown of sharp thorns placed around his head?

submitted by Rob3122 to whatever 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 15:43:10 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)

That's a pretty wicked way to punish someone. What did he do where some people felt that was an appropriate punishment?


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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 15:55:35 ago (+3/-0)

Said he was the son of god. They said “blasphemy”. Punishment for blasphemy was death at the time. Death was crucifixion. The thorny crown was the jews way of mocking him for his claim to be the “king” of jews, or as it were, his “people”.

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:32:44 ago (+1/-1)

Who was his mother? That sounds like something a jew would do. Those trash bags from the desert sure have a passion to be martyrs.

[ - ] account deleted by user -5 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:00:15 ago (+0/-5)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:10:37 ago (+0/-0)

Why do coal burners always wear those glasses? Ugh, I hate those glasses.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:51:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:20:18 ago (+2/-1)

Got between the jews and their money.

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 18:30:57 ago (+1/-0)

What money?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 20:14:56 ago (+1/-0)

The money with the power!

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 22:58:16 ago (+1/-0)

What power?!

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 23:08:47 ago (+1/-0)

Throwing over the tables in the temple was an illustration of what he actually did that with their whole system. What happens when you don't need priests to intervene anymore?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:39:14 ago (+3/-3)

He was leading a slave rebellion of lower caste Jews against Roman authority and the House-Jews who profited from the slavery of their own people.

Don't believe what the Christ-Cucks tell you. Jesus was just as bad as Harriet Tubman.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 18:03:56 ago (+1/-0)

Whores, lepers and other trash were his first followers

[ - ] Paradoxical003 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:40:51 ago (+1/-0)

It was a standard punishment. A lot of people were given it. His sentences were things like leading a revolt, claiming to be the king of jews, etc. But essentially he was killed on the same grounds as Socrates, because he was generally disruptive and a lot of people wanted him dead.

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 16:59:30 ago (+2/-1)

Why do people think Jesus was a white man? The "holy land" has always been infested with arabs and jews.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 18:02:57 ago (+1/-0)

REEEEEE HE WAS GALILEAN THEREFORE HUWITE

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 18:11:12 ago (+0/-0)

He told the jews to rise above the scribes and pharisees, the rabbis. The fact that he was born a jew is irrelevant. The jews made their choice and worship rabbis and their book of boiled filth and egomania. Jesus sent his apostles OUT to spread the word among "HIS people", not jews.

[ - ] Bonlio1 3 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 19:17:32 ago (+3/-0)

It started when he threw (((the bankers))) out of the temple.
The Bible is just a warning....fuck with (((the bankers))) and you will end up crucified

[ - ] Rob3122 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 19:26:36 ago (+0/-0)

There were bankers back then?

[ - ] Merlynn 2 points 3 yearsApr 18, 2022 04:03:29 ago (+2/-0)

They called them (((money changers))) back then,but they were jewing the same things.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 yearsApr 17, 2022 20:14:37 ago (+2/-0)

He did the hokey pokey and he turned Himself around!