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Roast me, pweeeese! W-wait...n-not like that...
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 02:47:08 ago (+47/-4) (u.smutty.horse)
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[ - ] natehiggers 6 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 03:08:10 ago (+6/-0)

Fucking savage

[ - ] UncleDoug 15 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 03:45:03 ago (+15/-0)

Roast, not incinerate.

[ + ] Clueless_Enigma

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 6 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 07:16:46 ago (+6/-0)

The heat from that inceneration could even burn the bones too; that bitch is gone

[ - ] Mikehaggar1776 2 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 03:56:32 ago (+2/-0)

That's my spot. Reddit is for faggots.

[ - ] RadMoth 2 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 03:56:57 ago (+2/-0)

RotFL !...!...!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 9 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 04:12:24 ago (+9/-0)

Status: Destroyed.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 14 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 04:21:40 ago (+16/-2)

she wouldn't even comprehend half of what he is saying.

side note: any girl who smokes weed is a super slut.

[ + ] ThisGuy

[ - ] ThisGuy -3 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 09:44:07 ago (+7/-10)

"side note: any girl who smokes weed is a super slut."

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. More people smoke weed than you realize.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 10:05:36 ago (+6/-0)

You slut

[ - ] Ragnar 6 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 11:32:22 ago (+6/-0)

More people are super slutty than you realise

[ + ] ThisGuy

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 14:57:39 ago (+0/-0)

I never said they weren't. I said attributing that to smoking weed is retarded.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 01:20:30 ago (+0/-0)

Smoking weed is retarded

[ + ] ThisGuy

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 06:18:14 ago (+0/-0)

Again. I never said it wasn't but attributing sluttiness to it is dumb as fuck.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 25, 2022 00:59:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 5 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 09:59:48 ago (+9/-4)

no it isn't, you just got triggered cause you smoke. low iq retard who thinks the world revolves around him detected. kill yourself.

[ + ] ThisGuy

[ - ] ThisGuy -5 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 10:20:39 ago (+3/-8)

Idiotic response. Sure, I'm the low IQ retard. LOL!!!

[ - ] TrannyHunter 1 point 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 07:37:28 ago (+2/-1)

fake and gay and the response was too long and boring

[ + ] ThisGuy

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 13, 2022 03:15:14 ago (+0/-0)

So was yours

[ - ] selpai 3 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 07:53:12 ago (+3/-0)

I don't get it. What was the ban for?

[ + ] Mopar_or_nocar24

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 4 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 09:18:24 ago (+4/-0)

Simps can't let it be too harsh.

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 11:06:05 ago (+4/-0)

It's reddit, acknowledging that her life is different because she was born with a vagina is a bannable offense.

[ + ] RedBarchetta

[ - ] RedBarchetta 3 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 10:44:22 ago (+3/-0)

Being honest.

[ + ] MAGANDN

[ - ] MAGANDN 1 point 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 09:19:05 ago (+1/-0)

To mean

[ - ] x0x7 5 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 07:54:41 ago (+5/-0)

I could have roasted her. She didn't give nothing.

"You dress like an old person."

"Your hair part makes it look like you're balding." <-- That one would have done more damage his ever could.
He didn't explain anything she didn't already know.

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 3 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 11:16:45 ago (+3/-0)

All you gotta say is "you're crazy like your mother".

[ + ] quaintarrow303

[ - ] quaintarrow303 2 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 08:25:42 ago (+2/-0)

I would have added to that the fact she's already showing early signs of old lady neck and fingers that match that gma outfit and balding head. she'd be cutting herself if she asked some goats what we think.

[ - ] the_noticer 2 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 10:40:42 ago (+2/-0)

the simp jannie rushing to her rescue is icing on an average reddit shit cake.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 3 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 10:41:47 ago (+3/-0)

That was glorious. And fucking Spot On!

[ - ] 11hrr 1 point 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 10:45:28 ago (+1/-0)

Old, but still relevant.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 10:47:27 ago (+2/-0)

She looks stupid

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 14:16:34 ago (+0/-0)

She's been roasted plenty of times, but usually by two guys, not just one.

[ - ] Dwel 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 14:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

This the best roast I have ever seen.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:00:54 ago (+0/-0)

She never smoked weed in her life

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3 yearsApr 19, 2022 17:33:12 ago (+0/-0)

disgusting.