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[ - ] 2Drunk 11 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 01:22:03 ago (+11/-0)

We keep importing more niggers, taco niggers, and sand niggers. They grow fatter and fatter weighing the world down and land sinks. So we need to remove the niggers.

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 9 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 03:35:54 ago (+9/-0)

It's in mm. Even assuming this is true, the water has risen a grand total of 4 inches. I live 875 feet above sea level. California, New York, and Miami might eventually be fucked, but I'll be just fine.

Also now that I read this again, it says it was measured from satellites in orbit. That can't be so accurate, can it?

[ - ] chrimony 7 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 05:08:35 ago (+7/-0)

Satellites have the potential to be more accurate because they are global and they can carry out very accurate measures, just like GPS can be very accurate. But the devil is in the details, and they can always put their fingers on the scale when they don't like the answer.

Also, in some areas the land is rising due to a rebound effect from glaciers from the last ice age melting. Which can cause some other lands to sink in a see-saw like effect. But speaking of glaciers melting, sea levels rose 400 feet in the last 20,000 years and it had nothing to do with humans. Ice has also been retreating since the end of the Little Ice Age in 1850, and that also had nothing to do with humans.

In other words, the climate has always been changing, and putting a microscope on current changes leads to hysteria.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 09:01:03 ago (+1/-0)

end of the Little Ice Age

As informed as you are they still got you.
The ice age never ended, we are literally still in that ice age. It started 1.3 million years ago, was the largest when the glaciers came all the way down to the Great lakes, and ever since then the ice has been slowly receding. There is absolutely nothing man made about the glaciers melting.

So when you see an 800k year graph of co2 it is all literally taken from a tiny, selective history of the earth during an ice age. For the majority of earth's billions of years existence co2 was thousands of times higher, and despite that "run away greenhouse" somehow it still fell into an ice age over and over.

Co2 does not drive temperature. We are still in an unstable ice age that has been warming for a million years and will warm no matter what we do. The ice age we are in is not normal for this planet.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 09:40:41 ago (+2/-0)

As informed as you are they still got you.

No they didn't. I'm aware that we're essentially in an interstitial, and still technically in an ice age. But it's easier to speak colloquially than go into further unnecessary detail.

[ - ] giantprick 2 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 05:40:00 ago (+2/-0)

But weren't they saying a 2" rise would cause massive coastal loss in the early 2000s when it was global warming instead of climate change?

Not that many of the facts with this shit tended to be true, but it'd be funny to go back and find these predictions

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 09:09:11 ago (+1/-0)

Also now that I read this again, it says it was measured from satellites in orbit. That can't be so accurate, can it?

If the agencies running them weren't corrupt it could be. They use radar to first measure their own height about datum, then measure the average height of the sea as they fly over it. Their orbit is predictable so they always know their own altitude once it's been calibrated.

Four inches is fucking nothing though. Even in places like miami it is not difficult to build flood defences, they blow way more money than that just on niggfare every year.

[ - ] Typhoon8 4 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 00:58:23 ago (+4/-0)

It's all bullshit

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 05:20:25 ago (+3/-0)

102 mm wouldn't be noticeable in those pics even if it weren't bullshit.

[ - ] jsac 2 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 08:25:29 ago (+2/-0)

Ummmmm tide levels? were these pics taken at the same tides?

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 10:33:56 ago (+0/-0)

The selling point of climate change is that the land will be sucked up by the oceans and we should all be in a panic and eating as many bugs as possible and giving as much power to politicians as possible to stop it. Do those images make it appear, regardless of tide, that we are at the end of days?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 12:43:40 ago (+0/-0)

Fair point.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 13:10:57 ago (+0/-0)

You can clearly see the tide-line in the first pic. Also king-tides are a thing, explaining pic #3.

[ - ] WillisJaxson 2 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 03:28:07 ago (+2/-0)

Global warming is evaporating off the gains in sea levels and depositing it in places that aren't obvious to a layman such as yourself. But this will cause global flooding no one has seen since the times of, the disputed to exist, Noah. The only way to avoid this catastrophe is if you pay a carbon tax, eat bugs, be restricted in your travel, and more necessary restrictions that you'll find about later once all the science is confirmed.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 09:56:52 ago (+0/-0)

"Ok, we just reviewed the data again, we are going to need everybody to start cutting their dicks off. Women will need to cut off a piece of their thigh and turn it into an inflatable thigh-dick. Its the only way into the future, goy....er, guys"

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 01:51:21 ago (+3/-1)

clearly this is the work of tides orchestrated by harp to cover for the holographic moon

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 01:53:12 ago (+4/-0)

THE MOON IS FLAT!

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 01:55:52 ago (+3/-0)

how's the weather in sea of tranquility, reptilian?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 01:58:45 ago (+1/-0)

It's all a bunch of dirt. Very light breeze.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 10:44:11 ago (+1/-0)

This is an island. They float you see. And if you put too many people on them, they tip over.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 12:28:34 ago (+0/-0)

Great nigger reference.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 09:06:41 ago (+1/-0)

Here's the problem. People think of the earth being an immovable object sea level can be measured against, it's not. The land is also moving up and down at different rates in different parts of the world. This creates a suitably confusing picture and an excuse to model "adjustments" to the data which gives groups like IPCC and NASA the opportunity to massage the results to fit their conclusion.

So when they cry about the tragedy of some volcanic island sinking under the waves, that's not the sea getting higher, that's literally the island sinking. The process is reversible too, some of the islands they've said would be gone by 2005 have actually increased in area.

The other problem with pictures like this is the state of tide. Depending on when you take a picture you can make it look like a huge difference in sea levels, even though it's just comparing low to high tide. In general around the world there's roughly a 2 meter difference between low and high tide. More at springs, less at neaps. In some places though it's fucking 15 or 16 meters, so if you get an old photo of a low tide there and take a new photo of a high tide, then you can make it look like a cataclysm.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 07:18:17 ago (+1/-0)

NASA lies to you. Whether they're lying to you on behalf of jews who want to genocide you or whether they're lying to you on behalf of the Nazis from operation paperclip who are trying to protect their secret base in Antarctica is debatable.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 06:01:09 ago (+1/-0)

ALL oceans rise at the same rate (connected) water does that. Let NO ONE tell you different. They are fags if they do.

[ - ] Benji1369 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 15:15:31 ago (+0/-0)

If it were really that bad,they'd have the army corps of engineers. Build a canal to the grand Canyon

[ - ] con77 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 13:13:57 ago (+0/-0)

HA! I'll never forget one libtard that posted confidently that sea level had risen 8-9 ft in the Florida Keys! Fucking moron. Florida wouldnt exist if that were true. BTW. Sea level is sea level.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 12:37:12 ago (+0/-0)

Its rising so slowly that all you have to do is say “nobody builld any new houses or infrastructure below this elevation. Then in one or two hundred years, when its time to knock down the old structures at low elevations, there’s no real loss other than land.

Ban insurance. Let people absorb the consequences of the risk of buying low lying property.

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 12:20:24 ago (+0/-0)

As if you're going to notice 10cm from a mile away.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 08:30:05 ago (+0/-0)

The water level is rising but the universe is expanding too.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 07:22:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] germ22 1 point 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 10:47:04 ago (+1/-0)

Your comment reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJfBSc6e7QQ
Neat thought experiment.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3 yearsApr 20, 2022 06:32:09 ago (+0/-0)

LoL..

Posts pictures showing rise in water level...where water level rise?

Look at 1900 pic...wall does not go into water ... In later pics water rises too.