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A solution to the baby formula crisis

submitted by Broc_Liath to funny 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 12:29:26 ago (+9/-0)     (u.smutty.horse)

https://u.smutty.horse/mhehxhehese.png



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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 19:34:49 ago (+1/-0)

IT WORKED!

I fed my baby three whole birdjellomellon shakes, a whole pitcher. Gonna need more birds…

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 16:33:41 ago (+0/-0)

Except when you dry up because you stopped feeding your child non-aborted parasite naturally, you have no choice.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 15:24:18 ago (+0/-0)

Titmouse lol.

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 21:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

Darn it! I thought of blue footed boobies after I posted too.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 13:19:28 ago (+2/-0)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MALE CHAUVINIST PIG?!

Women are not mothers. That was a plot by the patriarchy we invented you bastard.

Women were designed by the globalists to work and feed them money by shopping and buying things. They euthanize upon retirement when they no longer have money to give to globalists.

[ - ] DeMotivator 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 12:58:18 ago (+1/-1)

sad i thought tits make baby grow

we should stick with with killing babies in the news cycle

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 12:50:08 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 15:10:07 ago (+0/-0)

Watermelon. Got it

Jugs. Got it

Hooters or love birds or somethin...?

Uh

Jello knockers?

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 16:11:47 ago (+0/-0)

The birds are tits. The jello thing, no idea.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 16:14:16 ago (+0/-0)

Jigglers

[ - ] Broc_Liath [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 21:46:13 ago (+0/-0)

Just that they're jiggly and hemispherical. Honestly there were so many visual puns I missed.