Polly wanna whipcracker - Upgoat

I’ve been wanting an African grey for our place of work, but the wife is afraid it will pick up on my language and then say things it shouldn’t to clients. Would be funny though.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 18:19:31 ago (+1/-0)

I'm imagining the bird screaming "kikes on bikes" or "buy 30 pounds of saltpeter" on repeat.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 06:39:48 ago (+1/-0)

African grey parrots have a greater vocabulary than rednecks, it would probably be teaching you a thing or two.

[ + ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf

[ - ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf 1 point 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 07:08:23 ago (+1/-0)

As a kid I worked in a shop that had an African Grey in a huge cage I think it was actually 4X4X6. The boss used to make me clean out its cage every week (?) I think. Any way, used to complain to the boss that the bird did not like any males but him and would peck at us while the cage was being cleaned. Boss didn't give a fuck, clean the cage. We (and I say we because there was another kid we were both around 14-15) taught that bird every word we could think of. Fuck You, Niggers, Asshole, Dickface, Fuck this and so on. At times the bird would just shreak the words out, and others just speak it plainly when customers walked in. Got fired because of it but it was glorious. Found another shit job a few days later.

[ - ] deleted 14 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 18:31:30 ago (+14/-0)

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[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 18:51:11 ago (+5/-0)

FAR too much noticing going on in this comment, a squad has been deployed to your location

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 19:43:20 ago (+3/-0)

I've been called a honky, cracker, and obviously a peckerwood. It never bothers me. It's always a point of pride when they recognize my me for what I am.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 03:54:34 ago (+0/-0)

But thats dangerous, if you don't react to it, or even worse react possitve to their "insults" they will attack you.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 04:00:22 ago (+0/-0)

Giving you justification to shoot them dead.

"I feared for my life."

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 04:03:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah saddly fearing for you life while white is racist (no it literally is, can't find it but some judge found a whitey guilty of a hate crime while acknowledging the self defense claim)

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3 yearsMay 17, 2022 08:29:43 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like an easy appeal. And he needs much better lawyers.

[ + ] RabbiKinderschtupper

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 18:55:44 ago (+1/-0)

the being with the larger brain capacity.

So... The birds.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 18:57:04 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 3 yearsMay 16, 2022 20:55:04 ago (+2/-0)

Go to your local zoo and teach the birds how to say "jews did 9/11" and "dial gay" let's get on the news!