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Bush slips up "The decision of one man to launch a brutal invasion of Iraq.. I mean Ukraine"

submitted by deleted to funny 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 02:01:52 ago (+45/-0)     (funny)

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[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 07:49:31 ago (+0/-0)

Wasnt him.
They are all mouth piece puppets

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 07:58:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] derpfroot 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 09:54:46 ago (+2/-0)

Just repeat "they got WMD's!" for as long as the con calls for. Then act righteous when anyone questions the massive amount of damage you've done (after everyone knows you lied).
It's not like you can get in trouble for ruining an entire country.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 13:24:26 ago (+0/-0)

To be fair, though, it was just a country full of retarded muslim sand niggers.

[ - ] UndercoverGoyim 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 10:24:14 ago (+3/-0)

"In contrast, Russian elections are rigged"; it's funny because they're very likely less rigged than ours

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 10:34:22 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] UndercoverGoyim 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 12:12:53 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I think he also regularly enjoys a 60 or 70% approval rating? Arguably one of the best White leaders in the 21st century. As far as his succession goes that will in fact be complicated, hopefully they have someone who is around 30 or 40 years old and can properly succeed him

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 13:22:00 ago (+0/-0)

What, you mean the guy who was appointed by the Supreme Court due to vote count discrepancies that were later uncovered to be in Gore's favor isn't convincing you that other countries rig their elections?

[ - ] Leeroythebiglippednigger 5 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 03:21:10 ago (+5/-0)

Wow and to think Putin gave bush a monument that looks like a pussy too, he should take that back
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_the_Struggle_Against_World_Terrorism

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 5 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 03:41:06 ago (+5/-0)

Putin began the 'war on terrorism' 2 yrs before Bush declared it with their own '9/11' when 4 apartment buildings were bombed by 'Chechens', except that govt explosives were found at a 5th apartment that didn't explode, and the govt's response was that they were left there from 'training exercises'. So Putin 100% bombed his own people and ever since a game has been played out in the middle east.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 3 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 04:41:08 ago (+3/-0)

I remember that some Russian politician mentioned these bombings as if they happened days before they actually did

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 11:34:46 ago (+1/-0)

Oh yeah, that went down the memory hole. Remember when the Chechen terrorists invaded a Russian elementary school, put all the kids in a gym with bombs around them? They holed up in there with their hostages and issued their demands, and I thought these might be actual terrorists. But then they killed a bunch of kids and escaped even though the school was surrounded. That stank of a false flag. And of course, the opera house cock up, where the Russians went in with the poison gas and killed half the hostages themselves. No one I ever talk to about what a cunt Putin is can remember any of these events, including the apartments.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 03:37:41 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 0 points 3 yearsMay 21, 2022 14:16:47 ago (+0/-0)

kek, from that wikipedia article:

However, like some other 9/11 memorials, the dedication was based on an outdated compilation and contains about forty people who were removed from later victim listings.

So I looked at the source: https://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/10/nyregion/nyregionspecial3/10bayonne.html

Check it out:

The names removed included illegal immigrants whose jobs were not well documented and missing people whose relatives say they were near the trade center on Sept. 11. Some of the claims were made up in attempts to defraud the government.

One name, Paul Herman Vanvelzer, was apparently a fabrication by a California woman who claimed she was the mother of a Sept. 11 victim.

(((Vanvelzer))) OY VEY MY SON WAS THERE OY GEVALT

Every single time, amirite?

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 9 points 3 yearsMay 19, 2022 04:03:09 ago (+9/-0)

Fraudian slip