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Creep Inspired Cuts

submitted by deleted to funny 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 17:28:51 ago (+52/-2)     (funny)

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[ - ] uvulectomy 7 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 20:15:13 ago (+7/-0)

Lemme guess, "creep" = "some < 9/10 uggo who had the audacity to think he could speak to me."

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 24, 2022 00:35:57 ago (+1/-0)

That was how I read her comment.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 7 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 17:54:17 ago (+7/-0)

Fuuuck that. Long hair is especially attractive on women.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 18:19:38 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 24, 2022 08:43:20 ago (+1/-0)

What about long butt hair?

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 24, 2022 10:08:11 ago (+1/-0)

I foresee dingleberries.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 27, 2022 15:21:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] we_kill_creativity 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 18:44:12 ago (+0/-0)

I've heard this before and I take it seriously, as in it could be a thing. As soon as I was old enough to start choosing my own hair cuts I just always preferred longer hair. Most the guys on my dads side of the family do, might be a genetic thing?

[ - ] aleleopathic 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 12:02:05 ago (+0/-0)

This link is dead - do you have any more reading materials on this? Thanks well in advance.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:16:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] aleleopathic 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 4, 2022 17:27:57 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for the archive link! I just assumed it was down.

Will ping you back if I find anything interesting. I have a pet theory that 'male pattern baldness' is actually a combined fungus and mite, and work on this topic is being stifled because there actually is something to the hair, much as the Samsonites story suggests, and is also why the are encouraging heat treatments / dying for hair, which also kills it.

Anyway, I've noticed that all antidandruff shampoos are all weak topical antifungals. There is more to this if you are interested. As all men should have a study, I purchased a nice microscope and books on microbial identification to aid this study, which informed this theory.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 18:08:24 ago (+6/-0)

Dumb cunt. What would she do if she got compliments on her tits? Not that I advocate telling women they got a nice rack, but creepers gonna creep. You shouldn't change your looks based on someone else's opinion. If you're gonna restyle, do it because you want to.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 2 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 18:47:04 ago (+2/-0)

That's not even my main take away from the post. It's that a woman would be so opposed to being found attractive by a man that A.) if he compliments her in a fairly straight forward way he's a "creep", and B.) that it's so "wrong" to her that she'd cut her hair.

It's like only women would actively try to appear less attractive to the opposite sex. It's just fucking dumb.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.9 yearsMay 24, 2022 00:21:33 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] we_kill_creativity 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 24, 2022 06:10:09 ago (+0/-0)

Alternatively, if you are good looking enough, but looking for dating/marriage instead of a quick lay, and proceed that way in your interactions with them, then you're a creep from the other side of the spectrum.

[ - ] Hadza 2 points 2.9 yearsMay 24, 2022 05:17:41 ago (+2/-0)

The bitch is just fishing for attention. The story might as well be made up

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 20:30:14 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a couple years in to middle age. Couple of kids in I wish some guy would come up and be nice rack ...

A guy did once and I couldn't do anything but laugh not even a giggle like drunk old lady at the bar kind of laugh.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 24, 2022 20:40:53 ago (+1/-0)

It's the fake reality of words. You've got a large segment of the population completely controlled by nothing but the words of others. No backbone, no spine and no soul.

Psychotherapy, psychology and psychiatry are the reason for that. And that's 100% jewish zohar kabalah

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 18:40:10 ago (+3/-0)

I wish my life were so easy that I could put so much time and thought into stupid bullshit like this

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 19:49:04 ago (+2/-0)

Her long hair was the heaviest thing pressing her mind. What a load off, aye.

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 18:28:18 ago (+3/-0)

Your voice is seductive and alluring. Your lavish intonation sends the blood pulsing through my glorious penis.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 21:44:20 ago (+2/-0)

She looks worse but looks like a beaner so should be self necked as suggested

[ - ] ilikeskittles 2 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 18:33:36 ago (+2/-0)

Semi-hot

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 19:52:25 ago (+1/-0)

...for a half-breed monstrosity.

[ - ] Buffalo_fart_the_V 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 21:32:36 ago (+1/-0)

Now she looks like a soon to be fat soccer mom named Becky.

[ - ] calx 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 20:09:28 ago (+1/-0)

I laughed out loud. Thanks blumen it's been a tough day. :)

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -1 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2022 18:27:05 ago (+0/-1)

This is the power of incels.