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Irukandji syndrome

submitted by UncleDoug to Australia 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 12:40:53 ago (+15/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/7vsle7.mp4

The box jellyfish inflicts a pain so excruciating it can kill you, from an animal the size of a dime that is virtually invisible in peak conditions.

A sting from this jellyfish can bring on a sense of impending doom, and cause the victim to want to die.

... and sometimes you do actually die from intense back pain, extreme nausea, abdominal cramps, profuse sweating, hypertension, tachycardia, severe neurological pain, muscle spasms, potentially life-threatening cardiac complications and an overall feeling of impending doom.


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[ - ] mikenigger 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 14:43:56 ago (+7/-0)

dropbears are worse

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 17:40:34 ago (+0/-0)

Wear pointy hats.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2022 07:58:32 ago (+0/-0)

open ziplock bag hanging around your neck with a vegimite sandwich in it, close your eyes, pray, and keep walking.

if you close your eyes it cant see you.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 16:05:17 ago (+5/-0)

Far more people die from watching 60 minutes than all jellyfish combined.

[ - ] observation1 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 13:13:20 ago (+4/-0)

Australia is like a sci-fi movie of hostile fuckin creatures

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 13:23:19 ago (+3/-0)

They got too many sharks and crocs too.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 14:30:44 ago (+4/-0)

And shitskins

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2022 07:59:40 ago (+1/-0)

Rule 1 of australia - everything will try to kill you, the smaller it is, the more dangerous.

Rule 2 of australia - dont be a steve irwin. steve irwin was a fucking clown.

[ - ] Belrick 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 16:46:04 ago (+4/-0)

A white scientist discovers a disease and the cause but names it after a bunch of squatters who lived alongside the jellyfish while completely oblivious to it for 50000 years.

Cuck. Pride less loser

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 19:36:42 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe he named it after them because he was living near to them while studying it, and wanted to name such a terrible thing after something much worse.

Lol, probably just a cuck.

[ - ] Belrick 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2022 04:11:01 ago (+0/-0)

Not to be a bitch but an ex wife would of been a better option lol.

[ - ] Systemisgay 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 17:22:29 ago (+3/-0)

Another reason not to visit Australia

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 22:55:16 ago (+1/-0)

Don't forget random outback nutbags

https://youtu.be/jl06G4xP4Uc

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 14:37:18 ago (+2/-0)

Damn WTF

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 15:49:20 ago (+1/-0)

I wanna push one up my butt

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 16:03:39 ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely one of the worst shows on TV.

The damage done by 60 minutes far exceeds that of the jellyfish!



[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 23:43:36 ago (+0/-0)

It has definitely gone downhill in the last 6 months, they used to e the last vassal of independent journalism, now they just do exposé' and suck govt dick mostly.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 22:50:32 ago (+1/-0)

I like how we have the most venomous creatures on earth.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2022 08:02:19 ago (+0/-0)

17 out of the 20 deadliest snakes in the world.

upside - their fangs are shorter than snakes around the rest of the world, the venom doesnt go into your bloodstream, goes into the lymphatic system instead which needs muscle movement. tourniquet really bad. snake bite bandage and immobilisation very good.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -2 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 20:52:52 ago (+0/-2)

God hates Australia, home of the sodomite damned.