Touch the fupa - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

Once, after 3 weeks straight in the army of no women due to being out on duty, when I finally had an opportunity, I fucked a fat girl. Like 4 times in a night. When I look back on it, she wasn't really that fat. My standards were higher then I suppose.

Wish I hadn't read it but here is the link archive to the vice article: https://archive.ph/ntd63

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 16, 2022 08:59:56 ago (+0/-0)

Archive link is in the OP but thanks man.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 16, 2022 03:40:31 ago (+2/-0)

How to Have Sex With a Fat Girl.

It's easy. Don't worry about her enjoying it. If she doesn't care about herself why should you?

THE END

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 18:44:40 ago (+3/-0)

If you want to fuck me, fuck all of me. The hottest hookups are the ones that grab my belly like its a third tit, kiss the flesh on the way down to the kitty

In other words, grab the rolls of fat firmly to lift them out of the way in order to find the overgrown hairy folds of fat that contain the intense smells of the sweaty, wet vagina.
Spread the fat rolls apart, wipe away the cottage cheese, and proceed with no abandon.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 18:52:01 ago (+1/-0)

https://u.smutty.horse/mhrwoteckwk.png

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 18:48:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 21:40:45 ago (+0/-0)

Yes,exactly!

[ + ] uvulectomy

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 16, 2022 04:03:43 ago (+0/-0)

Oh there's plenty of abandon...abandon hope, that is.

[ + ] WanderingToast

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 16, 2022 05:12:06 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a Thursday night at my local chippy

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 19:25:27 ago (+5/-0)

One thing has never changed - no one respects a man who is fucking a fat woman

[ - ] Thatguy 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 19:30:44 ago (+5/-0)

Alcohol made it happen. A lot of alcohol, thank goodness I don’t remember much. If a fatty offers to buy you a drink, RUN!

I don’t remember the details but I do remember that it happened. My shame. She even tried to baby trap me, it turned out she just had cancer. Died.

The entire story makes me sad, when I eventually review my life with Jesus this is going to be one of my low points (if not the lowest.) I hurt someone.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 19:46:04 ago (+1/-0)

She even tried to baby trap me, it turned out she just had cancer. Died.

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 19:52:25 ago (+1/-0)

Hilarious, she called me and said she missed her period. Fortunately for me it wasn’t a baby. I was relieved, a baby? not with her! But, the dying part was not my first choice out of this problem.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 00:44:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 21:10:42 ago (+6/-0)

Never sleep with a woman you can't bench press...

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 23:07:46 ago (+0/-0)

Is that why kikes are pedophiles?

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 23:43:44 ago (+0/-0)

Bench press? Never sleep with a woman you can't curl

[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 18:39:45 ago (+8/-0)