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An extremely true tale of something that definitely happened

submitted by xtra_spooky_skellington to clusterBbitches 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 14:50:57 ago (+35/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/vv3qlu.mp4



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[ - ] goatfugee12 13 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 15:38:52 ago (+13/-0)

idk man, I feel like if that dude woulda went on a rant in front of one of us, one of you niggerfaggots woulda said that to him. I for one am also looking forward to that day.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 15:42:22 ago (+7/-0)*

Hell yeah why is that hard to believe? So many people are thinking it. Some people are bound to start saying it.

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 15:30:39 ago (+0/-0)

yep if that actually occurred in my presence I would have concurred

[ - ] totes_magotes 11 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 16:28:21 ago (+11/-0)

And then, one day, for no reason, Hitler was elected.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:38:57 ago (+2/-0)

FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 10:03:11 ago (+1/-0)

Ding ding ding!

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 10:02:52 ago (+0/-0)

Ding!

[ - ] headfire 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 12:20:24 ago (+0/-0)

We need to elect a better version of him from among our own.

[ - ] goat777 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 15:55:39 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, it should be you. Go get em, tiger.

[ - ] headfire 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 01:45:14 ago (+0/-0)

You’re funny.

Do you do parties?

Really, though, we need a next Führer.

[ - ] ThisGuy 11 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:51:24 ago (+11/-0)

How did it know it was a man? Did it ask his pronouns?

[ - ] Kozel 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 15:24:53 ago (+6/-0)

disgusting

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 15:32:32 ago (+5/-0)

Better take care of it before the big bad man hunts you down!

I'd also avoid rooftop parties.

[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:24:47 ago (+5/-0)

And that man... Was Albert Einstein!

[ - ] Thatguy 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 15:02:34 ago (+4/-0)

That man is seriously troubled.

[ - ] GLRreincarnate 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 15:03:23 ago (+3/-0)

Hunt them down? Hard to understand between all the sniveling. If so that would be pretty based. I thought it was going to be something about a man saying they can’t wait to rape it or something, in which case I would say fake.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 16:02:18 ago (+3/-0)

These fucking freaks are of the impression that being hunted down is barbaric...how did they end up so stupid?... ✡

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:06:27 ago (+3/-0)

it's their fantasy, bruh

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 16:27:00 ago (+2/-0)

Idk if it's lying.. probably exaggerating if anything. You guys are something else.

Nieces friend went on a date relatively good looking guy for the area good job ..

Ok blew my mind I didn't know men could do this

He told her at the end of the date that she wasn't attractive to him .

I repeat. I did not know men could do this.

My nephew said he already told her this guy was out of her league I said there is no such thing.

He and my husband said there is. Fucking shocked.

You guys are getting brazen.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:59:18 ago (+1/-1)

That’s because your niece is an ugly squatmalan like you. Everyone is out of her league.

My nephew said he already told her this guy was out of her league I said there is no such thing.

You are obviously a delusional brown woman if you think there’s no such thing as a guy being out of a girl’s league.
Go back to Mexico, retard

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 18:14:58 ago (+2/-1)

Nieces friend. And fuck you got me I wasn't even looking at the name until I saw brown.

Get off my ass and get a sense of humor faggot. you know damn well there's a difference and no I never thought that because hello...women are women. . I'm not taking about the classless sluts you've brought home to your whore mother. I am a fucking lady.

Oh and I forgot to add yes that girl filters the fuck out of herself I know it's basically catfishing but the gall. Online is one thing..but in real life?

I figured since both people were single parents that's the best built in excuse ever to not continue a relationship .






[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 18:34:32 ago (+3/-1)

The gall? To be honest and upfront that they have no future? He could have played her for the blowjob she was gagging to give him, then ghosted. That would be gall

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 18:41:31 ago (+1/-0)

You are not wrong. I just thought people in real life would try to be nicer. They both had an easy out.

And I will be using that line at some point " gagging to give him". ouch.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 18:52:55 ago (+3/-0)

"gagging for it" is a British phrase that means you really want something. I just culturally appropriated it

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 01:28:06 ago (+0/-0)

She is Mexican, she can barely form a sentence in English

[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:09:26 ago (+0/-1)

Yikes beaner, get some English lessons while you are here. You are totally incoherent.
Actually, just go back to Mexico

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 06:49:04 ago (+0/-0)

Are you really still that butt hurt over the sana sana thing?

Go look it up again and keep applying it until it works.

[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 01:24:50 ago (+0/-1)

I don’t know what you are talking about, beans. Go back to Mexico.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 01:39:52 ago (+0/-0)

Triggered! Lol.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 01:24:09 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao look at the hoes mad united

[ - ] coldsoak 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:00:21 ago (+2/-0)

No mention of the flammenwerfer? Can't be real.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:20:30 ago (+2/-0)

All these things are the result of parents giving them absolutely everything they want, excusing away all their faults and misbehaviors, never forcing them to improve or build emotional strength. As they become adults that have absolutely zero abilities to face difficulties in life so they do the only thing they know how to do- double down on the shields that protect them from being criticized or given any responsibilities at all.

Those shields are, of course, cutting your dick off, wearing diapers, coloring your balding hair pink, dressing like a girl (or a boy if you're a girl), getting even fatter, etc. All these things push them down into an even more socially protected class.

I think they're disgusting and I can't wait for wokism to die out but it's all the result of parental abuse. Boomers and Gen X got the shit kicked out of them on the regular so when they had kids they wanted to makeup for the damage by raising kids with absolutely no parameters. Unfortunately that's even more abusive. Now Zoomers are being abused sexually and happily handed over to predators and child rapists as their parents clap their hands and post it on social media.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:26:00 ago (+2/-0)

Fae/faem

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:59:39 ago (+2/-0)

What’s a fae/faem?

[ - ] armday2day 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 18:14:05 ago (+4/-0)

Short for mentally ill

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 21:23:17 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:10:38 ago (+1/-0)

That’s a great perspective, I’m proud

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 18:43:47 ago (+1/-0)

wee todd ded

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 08:26:22 ago (+0/-0)

A fae is another name for fairy also (fay, fey, fair folk, or faerie)... and fairy is another word for faggot for I think fag/fairy are likely accepted pronouns.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 01:25:08 ago (+0/-0)

I wish I hadn’t asked

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 14:56:24 ago (+1/-0)

What a fake!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:06:07 ago (+1/-0)

it probably did happen. based.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 19:31:51 ago (+1/-0)

If you can’t take the heat, maybe don’t look so ridiculous.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 21:28:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] taoV 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:22:28 ago (+1/-0)

[Narrator]: It actually was okay.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:58:57 ago (+1/-0)

She needs a delousing behind a wooden door with an electric floor.

[ - ] armday2day 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 18:13:02 ago (+0/-0)

While I could believe that one of the autists here would say something like that, I'm more convinced that this retard said or did something to deserve the comment.

I do have to agree with OP that the most likely possibility is that this count made that shit up.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 18:43:32 ago (+1/-0)

Just going out in public with those chipped nails that don't match the color of it's hair, lips, or clothes is reason enough to deserve it. Transfags that are trashy and grotesque confuse me the most. They reject the fact that they clearly look masculine and dilude themselves with some half-assed attempt to appear feminine, then go out in public looking like the physical embodiment of their festering mental illness. Monsters get hunted, that is natural order

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 18:42:34 ago (+0/-0)

Im with bwana

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 20:46:22 ago (+0/-0)

That was me, I had to go into town for some scrap to melt down for gold. Ran into this, specimen.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 21:51:55 ago (+0/-0)

If they are that weak that this us their reaction to such a comment from a stranger, then they should be hunted down and killed.

We naturally despise such weakness because in our evolutionary history the weak were a liability and an expense.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

Wait. There is legislation to allow people to hunt down faggots? What state is this?

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:35:41 ago (+0/-0)

"ThIs NoT oKaY!"

Bwahahahaha!!!!
Fucking hilarious!
Time to start hiding that shit and get back in the closet, faggots!

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:19:05 ago (+0/-0)

She should get a tray and some professional teeth whitening gel

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

She should get a tray and some professional teeth whitening gel

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

So Director Craig Zobel's 2020 B-movie 'The Hunt' was hilarious to the libtards, but a taste of their own medicine sticks firmly in their craw? As usual they can dish it out, but never can take it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 01:44:44 ago (+0/-0)

I actually thought the hunt made the libtards look worse.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 04:25:50 ago (+0/-0)

No tears. Kill yourself.

[ - ] headfire 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 2, 2022 12:18:56 ago (+0/-0)

She’s obviously the protester type, so it might be true. Whoever said that to her is moving in the right direction.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2022 05:48:32 ago (+0/-0)

Well the 2nd part that we cant wait till we are legally allowed to is true, but the first part, that someone showed his power level that hard is bullshit.