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The gods be praised

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 3.0 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:14:29 ago (+27/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Fuck you, I'm feeling great and I'm going to share it.

The first harvest has come and gone, more than what we expected. Very busy with storage processes now. Trading some excess away to the neighbors. They gave us some chicken meat.

The rabbits had some beautiful kits that all sold as pets, I think. We bought a mini jersey and a baby goat. The plants are doing amazing, only have one gypsum moth caterpillar so far. It's dead now.

The boy has his front two teeth broken through, they are adorable, this is the best thing I've ever done with myself. He's trying to stand on his own, yet he can't crawl forward, go figure.

Be thankful and praise the sun. We need to enjoy our time here, no matter how bleak it may seem at times.

I'm going to rotate the humanure into the regular compost tomorrow morning before the sun starts heating things up more.

It can't all be glorious, otherwise I wouldn't appreciate this beautiful night, before the poo.


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[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 4 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:10:32 ago (+4/-0)

That's great news Goat! I celebrate your success this night and wish you continued success in the future! May you create many more White offspring!

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 07:44:38 ago (+1/-0)

I want five total, the wife just said yes to making a second, I want to wait until our first reaches one year before we try in earnest.

[ - ] rhy 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 09:47:36 ago (+0/-0)

Statistically the closer they are in she: the better

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 3.0 yearsJul 1, 2022 23:04:30 ago (+3/-0)

You probably already know this but as soon as you son is stable on his feet upright you need to start the teaching. Depending on what you want him to learn the best learning ages are the younger years, stuff that requires muscle memory.

Maybe a small surf gun that shoots those foam darts for target practice.

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 03:45:05 ago (+1/-0)

That and give him lots of mental stimulation. Two major neural pruning events happen at ages 2-4 and 12-13. If you can keep their brains nice and busy exercising during those times on something they find interesting, it'll result in a higher IQ. IIRC, twins raised in separate environments can have as much as a 15-20 point IQ difference in adulthood due to differences in stimulation, food intake, activity levels, etc.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 07:47:04 ago (+2/-0)

He loves seeing the plants and animals around the farm. Loves our homes in the woods too. I have a baby holder that straps him to my chest. I give him sticks to swing around as we walk and he fills our forest with his excited screams.

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 12:39:37 ago (+1/-0)

That's adorable. You're a good dad.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 15:53:49 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 07:45:37 ago (+1/-0)

He's going to be running through the woods with all types of appropriate weaponry. He's gotta help me feed the family one day. He can't be too squeemish either.

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:46:43 ago (+2/-0)

I'm glad you're not gay. It feels good to be rad.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 07:48:03 ago (+1/-0)

I am also glad that I'm happy with the natural order of the world. I'm glad I'm not that narcissistic, like the gays are.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:43:54 ago (+1/-0)

We should all be so lucky as to be living the dream.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 07:48:45 ago (+1/-0)

I started by saving money growing food in buckets on a rental property I wasn't allowed to plant anything.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 15:36:53 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoyed this thread so much until some arsehole hijacked it with his religious shit. Been seeing that happen all my life. Well to hades with him and all praise be to OP Her0n, a great man, a great dad and a great example for us all.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 08:00:01 ago (+1/-1)

We figured it out a couple thousand years ago it is only God, and billions gave their lives so we can claim it is only Him.

Praise God for your hard work.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 09:18:33 ago (+2/-1)

He is a jew God, no thanks.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 16:10:12 ago (+0/-0)

Americans were once British.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 18:53:52 ago (+0/-0)

How does that comparison work exactly?

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:52:36 ago (+0/-0)

Its the most American anedote I can give to tell you just how absurd your statement is.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:22:20 ago (+0/-0)

Your comparison doesn't match well enough. It's too far off and doesn't make sense.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:19:36 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] boekanier 3 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:27:05 ago (+3/-0)

How do you know that? Tell us.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:40:57 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:58:08 ago (+2/-0)

Please stop giving your spiritual energy to jews.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 01:09:33 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 01:55:29 ago (+2/-0)

Okay, keep telling yourself that while you perform your mock cannibalism ritual every sunday. Eat the flesh and drink the blood and tell yourself it's not jewish.

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 04:21:43 ago (+0/-0)

Us Protestants will just close the door and turn out the lights whilst we leave quietly...

[ - ] deleted -1 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 02:07:53 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 02:11:01 ago (+0/-0)

Right, eating Jesus' flesh and drinking his blood isn't mock cannibalism because jews said so. This is the exact kind of mental manipulation they use - get you to vehemently deny basic and obvious truth, like claiming a man is a woman or that saying you're eating the flesh and blood of the person you claim is the greatest to ever live but saying it isn't evil cannibalism. Maybe someday you'll accept that you were gaslit into worshipping jews since childhood, same as everyone else.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 02:23:13 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 09:32:44 ago (+0/-0)

The Flesh is real Flesh. The Blood is real Blood. The Flesh and the Blood belong to the human species.

Upvoted for proving my point. Your religion teaches that you are engaging in cannibalism every time you take communion. Thank you for admitting that I am right.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 07:42:34 ago (+2/-0)

Which jew God do you worship?