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To settle some questions about my nasal capacity

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:07:41 ago (+21/-3)     (whatever)

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[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 15 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:15:02 ago (+15/-0)

I’m not getting involved in this drama, but for verification purposes you should have your username and date written in the picture. Added bonus if you include your real name and address ;)

[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:15:58 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:15:29 ago (+4/-0)

Just give the time of day this was taken. The autist will geo-locate you from there using the angle of shadows in the background.
You do realize they are searching for your image on the internet and any related information they can find right now?

[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:16:21 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:49:03 ago (+7/-0)

Aw, I was hoping for the *front*hoe.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:31:54 ago (+5/-0)

Too late. He already had the surgery. No going back to fronthoe now!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:32:32 ago (+0/-0)

SCHLONGED!

[ - ] breh 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:35:08 ago (+1/-0)

I think "birthing person" is the new fronthole

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:41:09 ago (+0/-0)

Or, like maybe the tugboat guys in the harbor: "berthing person".

Tugboat trannies! I expect that is not a thing yet.

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 19:18:09 ago (+0/-0)

He prefers it in the backhoe.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 23:20:18 ago (+1/-0)

No pig farmers nearby?

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:14:03 ago (+4/-0)

Yep, he definitely stole this image.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 22:49:40 ago (+0/-0)

Also your bank account info so dasheekee bantu the 3rd can give you his inheritance that he'd rather give to you instead of squandering it on fresh dipped threads and kicks.

[ - ] UncleDoug 10 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:41:39 ago (+10/-0)

The tape measure at a 45 degree angle to his nose, lol

[ - ] 2Drunk 9 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:29:01 ago (+9/-0)

IDK, I see some hookish going on.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 6 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:28:55 ago (+6/-0)

The nose equivalent to a myspace angle.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 22:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

Soon to be faceinvader

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 6 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:09:26 ago (+6/-0)

And just when I thought Voat couldn't get any more Voatier...we go and do something like this. Beautiful.

This is a sign...of what, I don't know...but it's a sign. I'll be pondering this the rest of the day.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:49:12 ago (+2/-0)

/v/TheGoyimNose

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:50:07 ago (+1/-0)

SHUDDITDOWN!

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:15:51 ago (+4/-0)

If thats real that's a lot younger than I thought.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:26:42 ago (+3/-0)

Less faggoty, too.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:55:46 ago (+2/-0)

I’ll be honest, if it’s him, he does seem alot more butch than I envisioned.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:18:42 ago (+1/-0)

It's not as aggressive as when you doxxed yourself, that's for damn sure

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:45:21 ago (+2/-0)

Foolish all around, for sure

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 17:17:27 ago (+1/-0)

That's definitely him but the photo may be a few years old. Met him before.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 17:41:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 14:19:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 20:37:15 ago (+3/-0)

My nose can beat yours by a country mile!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:29:41 ago (+3/-0)

I always pictured you as a obese halfrican with a jewfro

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:53:12 ago (+2/-0)

They did a real nice job on your sinus reconstruction. Oy vey, that must have cost a lot of shekels!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:54:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 17:39:56 ago (+3/-1)

Not a proper profile. Proves nothing.
Go officiate the black wedding, dr. rabbi

[ - ] 867530nein 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 21:07:26 ago (+1/-0)

I have an 18 month old beard that I don't fuck with. People call me the billy goat and I don't mind

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 20:33:56 ago (+1/-0)

Moer

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 20:33:20 ago (+1/-0)*

It's pretty close to how I pictured you.Now we need a photo of @GrayDragon .

GrayDragon: "you first, paul".
neri: "no-one's interested in seeing my dial, GD. You're the popular one so...show and tell".

[ - ] Trumpman1488 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 22:29:57 ago (+2/-0)

God you’re a schizo

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 22:41:11 ago (+1/-1)

I like that you address me by my proper title.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 03:36:36 ago (+0/-0)

You are the god of faggots, yes.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 19:48:39 ago (+1/-0)

jew or tranny. jewtranny possiblity.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:22:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:24:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:57:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:14:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:43:22 ago (+1/-0)

Is that Bigfoot lurking in the woods behind you I see?

[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:45:17 ago (+5/-0)

It's the bride and groom for his next wedding ceremony. We also use the term African-American these days.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:12:42 ago (+2/-0)

Get with the times, old man! It's underprivileged persons of col... fuckit, I can't do this.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:14:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 03:16:28 ago (+0/-0)

You're a very silly boy but a handsome man - no homo

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 01:45:47 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you have a lightbulb for an eye?

Prove not machine

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 02:05:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 04:18:14 ago (+0/-0)

Prove not machine?

I am machine

https://youtu.be/8PAtFsJY5q0

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 14:13:10 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 00:13:14 ago (+0/-0)

It looks curved downward.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 21:55:25 ago (+0/-0)

Feds are in route now!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 22:30:41 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:53:27 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. Touché.