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[ - ] Spaceman84 9 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 14:18:48 ago (+9/-0)

Soy face fat fuck

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 14:26:55 ago (+3/-0)

He looks really drunk, so I'll let him slide this once.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 14:29:27 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 14:30:16 ago (+3/-0)

NONSENSE!!

I am only mildly tipsy at this point in the day.

[ - ] totes_magotes 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 14:37:56 ago (+4/-0)

The manly word for that is "buzzed."

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 14:43:42 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, well, I am already so outrageously manly that I didn't want to rub it in and be a dick about it.

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 15:15:21 ago (+1/-0)

HEY! Stop rubbing your dick. Dafug is wrong with you?

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 22:43:55 ago (+1/-0)

Im positive your bf wholeheartedly agrees

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 23:27:19 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, honey. I'm sure you do!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 23:38:22 ago (+0/-0)

I do not have a significant other

Woman or man

Can I have whatever drugs youre on too pls?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 13:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

I think thats a great idea.

Those getting snipped for shake also got pricked for a burger, so the better if they don't spread their gens.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 15:41:07 ago (+4/-0)

A grown man shouldn't want to know that much about the cocks of strangers. Fucking faggot.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 15:57:53 ago (+3/-0)

That is a valid point

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 14:40:06 ago (+5/-1)

Daddy’s got something else on his agenda.

He’ll soon expand to “Free hoagie with proof of circumcision,” and “Free fries with proof of shaved taint.”

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 22:51:58 ago (+0/-0)

I believe that hoagie will be refered to as a grinder and you will get it through a hole in the bathroom stallm

[ - ] totes_magotes 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 14:37:32 ago (+4/-0)

The left utopia in a nutshell: Vaxxed, snipped, tittied up.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 21:55:52 ago (+0/-0)

you first, "daddy"

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 21:50:16 ago (+0/-0)

Ask your friendly daddy dog attendant about our free weiner with a picture of your crippled weiner promotion.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 15:20:32 ago (+0/-0)

Then he'll be the only daddy. He wants to be the only daddy.