their first acquisition - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

their first acquisition
submitted by boekanier to funny 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 09:35:05 ago (+12/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Boardallday3 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 12:05:04 ago (+3/-0)

Outdated farm equipment

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 17:23:19 ago (+1/-0)

Alabama wind chimes

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 09:58:45 ago (+3/-0)

Niggers always stealing shiny things.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 11:54:42 ago (+2/-0)

IIRC, it used to be a thing for blacks to steal the bumpers off of white peoples' cars.

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 09:40:07 ago (+2/-0)

Wasn't gay marriage illegal back then?

[ - ] Hh 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 09:49:03 ago (+1/-0)

Don't you mean beastiality? Yeah it's still illegal.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 10:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

Not in every state.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 11:11:54 ago (+0/-0)

It's only bestiality if there's a human involved.

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 12:19:22 ago (+1/-0)

They think it's a cell phone, and the plate number is what to dial to receive calls.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 13:53:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 11:48:34 ago (+1/-0)

They don't even know what it is that they stole

[ - ] TeddyFreddy 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 11, 2022 20:49:00 ago (+0/-0)

The "GIBSMEDAT" look.