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How has this not been posted yet? The new James Webb telescope pictures are fucking lit

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Space 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:13:11 ago (+22/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/81o0uw.jpg



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[ - ] Spaceman84 9 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:14:45 ago (+9/-0)

Looks the same as any Hubble photo.

[ - ] MartinTimothy 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:34:43 ago (+2/-0)*

Yeah well the Hubble situ is not much good either, the HST was allegedly sent into orbit with an incorrectly ground primary mirror whence the images it returned suffered from "Spherical Aberration," which meant the space telescope could not be focused properly.

There followed several highly expensive "fixit" missions which "they" say solved the problem .. the other side says the fixits were a scam, and all that was needed was for the secondary mirror to be adjusted and the SA would disappear .. NASA and the HST ppl said they did not want to do that for unspecified reasons.

The wonderful shots attributed to the Hubble Space Telescope that turn up from time to time are said to be taken by ground based, multi mirror, image stabilized telescopes.

https://webbtelescope.org/resource-gallery/images

Even in these early days I am not confident the James Webb mission will be the answer to an image starved maiden's prayer - as the saying goes - despite their website has some positive material. Edit.

[ - ] the_noticer 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 09:04:28 ago (+2/-0)

hubble, with all the fuckups, was the product of a team of white men with 120+ iqs. is anyone else skeptical the webb telescope is doing anything? did NASA’s team of women and shitskins really get that goofy-looking thing into orbit? and if they did, is it really working?

[ - ] qwop 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 03:20:42 ago (+1/-0)

Here was a comparison video between Hubble and Webb. Not the same target, but the difference is quite apparent in this one.

https://twitter.com/Batsuto_/status/1546900387931766784

[ - ] MartinTimothy 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 05:06:02 ago (+2/-0)

https://stsci-opo.org/STScI-01G52A88BEZVK0040JWTSRQ1HC.png

The diffraction spikes in both gif images of the Southern Ring Nebula indicate they were taken by Webb.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 09:43:39 ago (+0/-0)

I like the spikes. Webb's trademark.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 10:33:34 ago (+0/-0)

They're different wavelengths. The JWST is naturally going to pick out more structural detail because its light is less affected by dust. The Hubble can actually see in the visual spectrum.

[ - ] Breeder 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 00:07:42 ago (+7/-3)

If you think that's a real picture you're probably vaccine damaged.

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 09:51:02 ago (+2/-0)

You can see that nebula yourself from your backyard (if you weren't retarded and could work a telescope.)

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 05:42:14 ago (+0/-0)

Dangus doesn’t think space is fake and gay XD
Ya got jewed, son.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 15:37:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Leeroythebiglippednigger 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:15:10 ago (+4/-0)

If I'm not mistaken that's just data they used something like Photoshop filters on. Just like that one girl who did no coding but got her picture all over the media for stylzing, I'll look her up in a min

[ - ] Leeroythebiglippednigger 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:32:56 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 02:22:00 ago (+1/-1)

just data they used something like Photoshop filters on.
You just described every digital photo. I guess that photo you took of your mom at the 4th of July BBQ is some kind of conspiracy or something.

[ - ] wonderfuldonut 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 00:27:06 ago (+4/-1)

Oooh Aaah more fakery, from the guys that lied about space in general. The only Big Bang theory one should believe in, is the one you get after the second date

[ - ] doginventer 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 08:44:37 ago (+2/-0)

Hi-res of the other side of the universe, but no pics of the abandoned lunar buggy?

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 09:52:47 ago (+0/-0)

Impossible with the limits of optics. All of the landing sites have been imaged by the LRO.

https://skyandtelescope.org/observing/how-to-see-all-six-apollo-moon-landing-sites/

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:56:12 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:17:44 ago (+4/-0)

SPACE IS FLAT!

...but earth has big boobs.

[ - ] wonderfuldonut 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 00:23:24 ago (+2/-0)

earth also has an awesome butt to match the big boobs

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:11:28 ago (+2/-0)

Why are those space telescopes named after Chelsea's father?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:17:07 ago (+2/-0)

Space smog looks awesome.

[ - ] OldGoat 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:23:54 ago (+1/-0)

Hubble. Same same. Yawn.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 01:48:42 ago (+0/-0)

I was going to but thought...it's just fireworks in out-of-space. I find pics of Mars more interesting. Sorry.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 23:12:53 ago (+1/-0)

It would have to be lit in order to take pictures. Otherwise they'd be darkies.

[ - ] OldGoat 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:28:10 ago (+0/-0)

Upvoated for darkies.

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 12:28:52 ago (+0/-0)

Nice painting.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 09:37:29 ago (+0/-0)

Retards on here will tell you space is fake and gay.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 08:54:39 ago (+1/-1)

Fake and Gay

[ - ] throwawayaccount 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 00:03:01 ago (+1/-1)

Silly Dangy, everyone KNOWS space isn't real!!! How do you keep falling for this obvious CGI???
I'm going to go back to actual reality and hide from the 5G laser death beams.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 21:30:44 ago (+0/-0)

You check out the deep field? Of course you did.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 20:50:32 ago (+0/-0)

The Webb radio space telescope will save us

[ - ] uvulectomy -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 00:46:47 ago (+0/-1)

Why are they putting false color on the images? JWST is designed for orange to mid-infrared due to how faint the objects they'll be observing are. It's not made for visible spectrum imagery, meaning the images are false color, but why?

Oh wait, most people are retards and if they released the images without doing that, the teevee-watchers would be screaming about a "broken telescope" and demanding the funding be cut.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 01:34:49 ago (+0/-0)

Don't they usually have multiple cameras/sensors set for each color channel just for this reason? Getting nice pictures for the public is part of their mission after all.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 02:26:35 ago (+0/-0)

It's an infrared telescope. You wouldn't be able to see it if it weren't false color because it's picking up spectrums of light you can't see with your own eyes and your monitor can't create infrared light with it's Red Green Blue pixels. So, they have to shift the spectrum from infrared to RGB.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 09:54:51 ago (+0/-0)

They just shift the color I think