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Taking 80 for the team

submitted by big_fat_dangus to based_department 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 14:18:05 ago (+40/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/w8bnte.jpg



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[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 14:44:33 ago (+12/-0)

Pretty much all of those were probably murders that just got blamed on the lizard.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 19:51:16 ago (+1/-0)

You overestimate strategic abilities

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 19:54:22 ago (+0/-0)

Perhaps, they are not particularly intelligent.

But they do love raping and murdering one another!

[ - ] Wahaha 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:25:18 ago (+5/-0)

It took them 14 years to catch that thing? Are they retarded?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:27:37 ago (+4/-0)

They're africans. Any other questions?

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:31:45 ago (+2/-0)

How did they catch it at all and not just kill it?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:34:40 ago (+2/-0)

Does that thing look alive to you?

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:44:16 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. It's bound and has its head covered. Pointless actions if it was dead. Niggers are too lazy for that.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:47:44 ago (+1/-0)

I regret to inform you that you seem to have caught the dumb. The body is obviously limp.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:50:11 ago (+0/-0)

It is bound, it cannot move. Also, this is just a picture, so you wouldn't see the little movement it is still capable of doing.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

Being bound doesn't make a body limp like that.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 04:58:44 ago (+0/-0)

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=dr68Ldn5haQ

When bound they cannot move much. The thing used what little energy it had to jump off the truck but landed on its head.

[ - ] Dafurius_Nigario 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 21:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yes

[ - ] YamaMaya 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 05:10:57 ago (+0/-0)

Um did you see it?

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 15:03:25 ago (+3/-0)

Hero Lizard Retires with Honor.

[ - ] ThisGuy 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 16:47:46 ago (+2/-0)*

That's nothing compared to Gustave, a 25 ft (7.6 m), 2,200 pound croc that has killed more than 300 people and it's still out there and likely still growing. The movie Primeval is based on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByX6BvcSLto

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_(crocodile)

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 19:05:31 ago (+0/-0)

The hell

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 19:11:37 ago (+0/-0)

I'm saying. A true "Beast". He hunts humans because he's too big and slow to hunt what crocs usually hunt (small mammals and fish).

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 19:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

The hell

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 19:18:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yep

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 16:24:00 ago (+2/-0)

Taste like chicken...and shit.

[ - ] Barfcock19 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 18:50:04 ago (+1/-0)

Not pictured: The white guy who caught it.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 18:33:00 ago (+1/-0)

I never knew "osama" meant "nigger eater". Learn something new everyday here.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 10:31:43 ago (+0/-0)

If that croc actually ate 80 bushniggers it likely would’ve died from Ebola, monkey pox, or an intestinal blockage from the clay plates in their lips and ears…

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 00:20:44 ago (+0/-0)

villagers were the croc's favorite food, easy to catch too.

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 22:46:26 ago (+0/-0)

White people made saber toothed tiger go extinct with spears. They can't even defend from a giant croc.

[ - ] YamaMaya 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 05:11:57 ago (+0/-0)

That would require them to enter at least the stone age.

[ - ] Dafurius_Nigario 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 21:06:26 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers rape and killer 80 villagers, then blame a crocodile

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 17:38:40 ago (+0/-0)

It's ok; they'll make more