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Potentially big if true

submitted by big_fat_dangus to whatever 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 14:46:25 ago (+38/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 11 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:11:28 ago (+11/-0)

Works for demons and ghosts also.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 7 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:48:31 ago (+7/-0)

Slugs aren't big fans of it either.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:36:33 ago (+4/-0)

I asked my 1 oz high brass slugs what they thought of it and they don't seem to care one way or another.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:11:44 ago (+2/-0)

Keep adding salt until you reach the desired effect.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:25:59 ago (+2/-0)

This trick also works on McDonald's french fries.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:59:54 ago (+2/-0)

Enough salt so an ant can cross country ski from one side to the other….

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:11:30 ago (+4/-0)

According to the Sam and Dean documentary it's just ghosts. Demons you need to know Enochian symbols

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:37:13 ago (+2/-0)

Shit. What happens if I accidentally used Pannoccian symbols instead?

[ - ] localsal 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:03:33 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe demons and ghosts are just AI from a different timeline

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:35:52 ago (+1/-0)

DRAT!

Great minds, as they say.

[ - ] brotherhero 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:10:16 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Master_Foo 8 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:34:54 ago (+8/-0)

I heard that if you paint a giant dong on the road, it will unleash your electric cars latent homosexuality and it will start dancing disco on the freeway.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:08:33 ago (+2/-0)

And then later pack mudpies between your cheeks. then one day you will wake to find that your car ran off with your son to disneyland.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:01:42 ago (+0/-0)

Thought it'd fart rainbows

[ - ] WanderingToast 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:53:01 ago (+4/-0)

You can also fuck with self-driving ai on the motorway / freeway.

If you see a Tesla is about to overtake you...just indicate towards its lane, and it will slow to stay behind you

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:30:55 ago (+3/-0)

That works on assholes weaving through traffic as well.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:13:41 ago (+2/-0)

You must have some pussy assholes where you live

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:02:50 ago (+1/-0)

Yea they reclassified the mentally ill as homosexual

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:11:43 ago (+0/-0)

The world went to shit when they shut down insane asylums

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:37:47 ago (+1/-0)

Sort of, maybe, in some places.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:14:26 ago (+1/-0)

I welcome a world where I can safely change lanes without looking because AI cars will automatically gtfo of my way. However, it scares me they'll probably all drive right at the speed limit.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:06:27 ago (+3/-0)

until the wind comes along and blows it away.
kind of a big waste of salt just to mess with someone.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:12:27 ago (+3/-0)

Spray paint is a thing

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:38:34 ago (+3/-1)

YOU'RE a thing!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:55:42 ago (+3/-0)

I AM AN INANIMATE OBJECT! wait, that doesn't make any sense

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:03:07 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, cut that out. Not making sense is my schtick!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:47:47 ago (+3/-1)

Can I be a thing?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:50:19 ago (+2/-1)

I'll allow it!!

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:01:14 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:30:04 ago (+2/-0)

I can't wait for delivery bots to be common on sidewalks. It will be so much fun standing in their way and having them meekly submit.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:04:43 ago (+2/-0)

MOOOVE HUMAN OR ILL LOWER YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:35:31 ago (+2/-0)

Much in the same way DEMONS can be contained!!

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:17:03 ago (+1/-0)

Girls are dumb.

I wonder what ELSE they "forgot"? Liberals. THEY "think' that's OKAY (liberals) despite HOW many VICTIMS there are.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:52:19 ago (+0/-0)

We need self driving cars asap

Most of you gen z /millenial failures at life view driving as a distraction from playing with your phone

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:17:25 ago (+0/-0)

Or getting their parents to drive them because they've failed the driving test bcuz it's legit even boring ever!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:19:37 ago (+0/-0)

Moms minivan:less conformist than the bus

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:24:08 ago (+0/-0)

Potentially retarded if upvoted

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:40:40 ago (+0/-0)

Look at a circuit board and then at the occult texts of how to interact with demons.

We have bounded fallen angels in our technology amd this is how computers and the internet truly operate.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:36:32 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, The Prince of the Airways .... or some thing something.
But i concur and have thought this for many a year - the old way they use to write the names for Demonic entities reminds me of schematic circuit boards, so electric designs incorporate or harness a corresponding entity or power bla bla...

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 20:41:58 ago (+0/-0)

Wait 'til niggers find out they can paint a line on the highway to direct these cars into oncoming traffic.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:47:45 ago (+0/-0)

I read awhile back that at least one Tesla has crashed into a concrete construction barrier, because it was looking at the original road lines that now led into it, rather than the new construction lines. Imagine having that in your obituary lol.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:00:19 ago (+0/-0)

and just sit there like an idiot

Much like it's masked passenger.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 00:34:57 ago (+0/-0)

smart cars

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 01:13:28 ago (+0/-0)

Until you take out of self driving mode haha. EVs are gay.