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Nigger invents new air conditioner
submitted by anon to AnonTalk 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:17:56 ago (+33/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] anon 2902491 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 02:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger technology folks...

[ - ] anon 3710587 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 14:55:36 ago (+0/-0)

Wow he did that and he's black.

[ - ] anon 2470465 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 10:06:17 ago (+0/-0)

If you’re putting an AC in a window….why do you need to open the window?

[ - ] anon 5249673 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 06:26:11 ago (+0/-0)

Central air AC, swamp cooler, mini-split and hotel-style splits all solved the problem of putting the compressor outside.

The only units which don’t do that are portable A/Cs, window units and in-wall units.

And they don’t because they are made to be extremely extremely cheap.

So congratulations on offering a product that fills the market of someone too cheap to get a mini split yet not quite cheap enough to get a window A/C…. Zero percent of the population.

[ - ] anon 2333265 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 07:49:42 ago (+0/-0)

Soleus is an improvement of the classic window AC design.

[ - ] anon 3473905 -2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 03:44:19 ago (+0/-2)

So many threatened faggots in this thread.

[ - ] anon 3907801 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 10:10:54 ago (+1/-0)

U big gay

[ - ] anon 3274864 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 01:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like nigger "invented" something that already exists for at least 50 years
I have AC, and it makes no sound, and I can open the windows. I had it for 7 years.

[ - ] anon 3010926 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:47:16 ago (+3/-0)

Open the window with A/C on...for what? Smoking crack? Drug deals? Dumping trash onto the street? Necessity is the mother of invention.

[ - ] anon 3192972 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:44:54 ago (+3/-0)

I like how he has this, "Can You believe a nigger did this?!" look on his face.

[ - ] anon 6774984 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:03:51 ago (+1/-0)

so why is he sitting on a photocopier?

[ - ] anon 8919443 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:11:53 ago (+0/-0)

Haha, underated comment of the day.

[ - ] anon 1311391 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:51:38 ago (+2/-0)

It looks like the idea is that having the components outside the window reduces sound. Not sure how well that works, but they definitely used a white engineer to explain it in their marketing (go to Home Depot's site and watch the marketing vids), so I doubt a nig was involved in any way other than being paid to sit on it.

[ - ] anon 3418933 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:45:17 ago (+1/-0)

Why do niggers love sitting on things like a/c units so much?

[ - ] anon 3857003 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:17:51 ago (+1/-0)

Wharrrd nigga een aye kan steeel yellat deyt bish colleesha frum down da wey tuh brang deyt ass uppin mah crib cuzza nigga needah bish tuh break uh nigga awf! Gnome seyin?!

[ - ] anon 2180370 [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:39:37 ago (+1/-0)

In English please you fucking nigger

[ - ] anon 3274864 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 01:30:32 ago (+0/-0)

thats the joke dumbass

[ - ] anon 3857003 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 21:36:13 ago (+0/-0)

That intelligent young muse that I fancy I may call upon her from time to time to service my needs as a man with wild oats and a promising future.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 7 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 20:56:58 ago (+7/-0)

It’s not an invention, but a modification on outdated technology. I’m wondering who would ever finance such a fruitless endeavor.

And this nigger has the most punchable face with that pompous grin and pseudo-intellectual slogan.

[ - ] anon 2754753 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:15:10 ago (+3/-0)

It is always that way with the ones placed in high positions. They really do feel that they got there because they were better than all the people under them.

[ - ] anon 3857003 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:21:29 ago (+2/-0)

who would ever finance such a fruitless endeavor

Whites taught to hate themselves by jews and the corporations they woke for.

[ - ] anon 1454641 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:47:37 ago (+1/-0)

When you sell to niggers you often can receive higher margins because they think less critically about what something's worth. Marketers love niggers for a reason. And if marketers love it and have data to show that it's fruitful, then financiers love it too.

To be fair the my pillow guy just reinvented the pillow. Every race needs a guy to hawk over priced shit at them that's substantially the same as anything they've seen before.

[ - ] anon 6774984 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:04:29 ago (+1/-0)

kind of like the famous black kid who 'invented a home made computer'

[ - ] anon 1568280 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:52:45 ago (+1/-0)

Or the hadji who invented a clock.

[ - ] anon 4633918 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 03:15:57 ago (+1/-0)

Or the ones that made a bomb you can drive around in and literally park it where you want ...

[ - ] anon 2692891 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 07:42:12 ago (+0/-0)

That's pretty useful actually

[ - ] anon 3576333 12 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 20:17:15 ago (+12/-0)

Sounds like he installed a quieter fan/compressor, invented by someone else.

[ - ] anon 2331567 13 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:16:28 ago (+13/-0)

This time he really dindu nuffin.

[ - ] anon 3857003 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:26:49 ago (+6/-0)

He gud boi!

[ - ] anon 2333265 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 07:43:49 ago (+5/-0)

He did exactly what's pictured: sat on his ass and took credit for it.

[ - ] anon 3857003 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:26:35 ago (+2/-0)

He dun thawtovit deen gat dem slant eye bishes tuh do werk!

[ - ] anon 1885639 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 07:13:39 ago (+0/-0)

Clubber? That's my guess bcuz uh, dat muhfugr aw-wayz b uhh, uhh. Whatchacallit- muhfgn ebonics

[ - ] anon 3857003 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 21:33:37 ago (+0/-0)

Oh wahrd?

[ - ] anon 3355789 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 20:14:30 ago (+5/-0)

I'm trying to wrap my head around what this actually allows one to do. Can you open the window entire? It doesn't look like it. It seems only to allow someone to open the window partially, up to the point until the AC unit will fall out of the window. What's the point of that? So you can throw cigarette butts out? It won't provide any real ventilation, so that's not a consideration.

Okay, so you can partially open the window. So what then?

[ - ] anon 3012752 9 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 20:22:52 ago (+9/-0)

Why would you open a window in a room you're running AC in?

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[ - ] Steelerfish 10 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 20:44:48 ago (+10/-0)

How in the fuck are you supposed to piss out of the window otherwise?

[ - ] anon 4053704 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:37:00 ago (+2/-0)

Quick - patent the "Pee AC"!

Add a pump and steerable discharge to make it a fun game. Keep the stream laminar to let the intended target know it is a strong stream, and not just some freak mist.

[ - ] anon 3010926 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:48:50 ago (+1/-0)

Could even route it through the condensation drain thing. No one will notice other than the smell.

[ - ] anon 3907801 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 10:06:06 ago (+0/-0)

It should just be called the PC

[ - ] anon 3119971 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:38:30 ago (+0/-0)

Asking the real questions.

[ - ] anon 2923778 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:08:34 ago (+0/-0)

When it is not running on a cool night maybe?

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:01:56 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] anon 3010926 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:47:37 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly.

[ - ] anon 2404076 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:00:58 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I dont see the point of it if the thing is upright in that image. Seems like it is considering where the controls are. As is the device looks like an expensive and inefficient way to murder pedestrians.

[ - ] anon 3710587 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 15:03:34 ago (+0/-0)

I think he's sitting on it upside down? Like if you happen to have 3 inch thick walls the window is not obstructed, the are below the window is??? But it does look like the text is right side up... So maybe the entire unit would raise up with the unit. So if your happen to have windows that stick (with the force of 100+ pounds...) perhaps in Negro homes thin walls and stuck windows are common place.

[ - ] anon 2584368 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:59:51 ago (+1/-0)

Midea— omg I love her movies, she’s a funny lady. She does air conditioning too, wow.

[ - ] anon 2818690 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:44:13 ago (+1/-0)

That sounds like a pretty cool air conditioner. I'd look into them if I wanted any window units... but I'm not looking for any ugly window units.

[ - ] anon 3857003 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:28:26 ago (+1/-0)

Fyhunnid dallah nigga dey az ugly az hoodrat bishes

[ - ] anon 2078493 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:40:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah! Whatever you said...

[ - ] anon 2333265 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 07:48:11 ago (+0/-0)

I looked into novel designs like this and they're 3-4x the cost of a normal window unit. But this nigger is a fool because if he had just flipped the U upside-down it would hang below the window pane so it doesn't block the window much. Soleus is one brand that does this: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61wOYKJgYtS._AC_SL1000_.jpg

[ - ] anon 3907801 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 10:09:10 ago (+1/-0)

That is what I thought they were proposing here. If they were doing anything besides that, than damn this nig is really retarded.

[ - ] anon 2692891 15 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:41:34 ago (+15/-0)

Good thing White men invented the air conditioner, otherwise that nigger wouldn't have the opportunity to change one small thing and feel like he's the next George Washington Carver.

[ - ] anon 2697584 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 20:23:02 ago (+5/-0)

Canadian MARCUS EDSON invented peanut butter in 1884...not the nigger George Washington Carver...Carver, typical of the nigger, managed to nog his way into the bowels of fabricated history only because of his dual status as a "USEFUL IDIOT" & A NIGGER...and there's plenty more fallacies that the kike perpetrated upon us

[ - ] anon 3636088 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 10:37:30 ago (+3/-0)

You can't invent peanut butter. Mashing shit into a paste isn't an invention. Just like nobody invented jelly. Mashing grapes into a jam isn't an invention.

[ - ] anon 2608082 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 11:25:48 ago (+1/-0)

It's barely even a recipe, much less an invention.

[ - ] anon 3274864 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 01:28:18 ago (+2/-0)

Aztecs invented peanut butter hundreds of years before negros arrived as slaves to Americas

[ - ] anon 3010926 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 05:27:51 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers didn't even have written language before whites showed up. Same with the American Indians. Many different simple languages, and always killing eachother. They weren't peaceful people.

[ - ] anon 1885639 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 07:15:26 ago (+1/-0)

They still don't have written language. Other actual humans taught them to use letters that were already invented.

[ - ] anon 2902491 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 03:00:33 ago (+0/-0)

And everybody acts like the fact that InDigEnOuS PeoPlE died out was somehow genocide and not a stronger species basically winning out. Farming was more successful than hunting and gathering by default so its not hard to wonder why the hunters and gatherers died out. It was not genocide it was just nature.

[ - ] anon 2754753 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:14:13 ago (+0/-0)

We would have never figured out using peanut butter as axle grease without his great ideas!

[ - ] anon 5677847 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 16:13:12 ago (+0/-0)

Aztec were mashing peanuts into paste 1000 years before that.

[ - ] anon 4245618 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 08:01:02 ago (+3/-0)

That "one small thing'??? It was invented in the 1950's by a white guy, hut was deemed "un-profitable" by corporations at the time. So fuck this nigger, he's simply recycling shit a white guy invented 70 fucking years ago.....

[ - ] anon 3857003 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:19:39 ago (+2/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit George Washington Carver mo lyke George Jefferson!