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It's the best time ever to be alive

submitted by oppressed to funny 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 17:22:04 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 00:28:26 ago (+1/-0)

No, it's the stupidest time to be alive.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 23:24:37 ago (+0/-0)

Make it op’s great Grammy and we bang

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 22:49:37 ago (+0/-0)

My great-great Grandmother was married to a doctor

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 00:29:13 ago (+0/-0)

really?

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 04:06:40 ago (+0/-0)

yeah. they lived in a townhouse in a nice city. this idea that our ancestors were all poor peasants is bullshit and most people probably don’t even know about their family history.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 22:45:20 ago (+1/-0)

The only real bonus being alive now offers is indoor plumbing, light bulbs, surgery, an assortment of media and food, a tainted version of the internet, and the slim possibility of living long enough for a benevolent super AI to straighten out the mess we find ourselves in.
Most all of which tends to cost an unreasonable amount of money.
Were it not for a lack of plumbing and the internet I would trade places.
I figure a violent death by natives of then and the WMDs of now are about the same.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 21:51:47 ago (+0/-0)

she fixed a great prarie dog

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 21:39:55 ago (+0/-0)

Not for much longer.

[ - ] thatsrealfuckinggay 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 19:06:57 ago (+5/-0)

Consume goyim! This is a good time to be alive! Pay no attention to anything going on around you!

The flip side: your great great grandfather married a young virgin woman who never cheated or divorced him. He had lots of land and was happy. He never heard of a feminist and certainly never heard of alphabet soup ++.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 19:41:11 ago (+1/-0)

your great great grandfather married a young virgin woman who never cheated or divorced him. He had lots of land and was happy. He never heard of a feminist and certainly never heard of alphabet soup ++.

That's not necessarily true. Even back then there were cases of women being disloyal and getting pregnant by other men. Hell this goes back thousands of years to the story of Joseph and potiphur's wife. Additionally, disease was rampant back then as was alcoholism. Many homes were abusive to children and many people lived in poverty working in horrid conditions at factories.

I believe post war America all the way up till about 1978 was the peak to be perfectly honest.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 21:06:42 ago (+3/-0)

A few cases is nothing like it is today. Back then adultery was illegal and it was punished severely.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 21:31:12 ago (+1/-0)

It was definitely not state-sponsored as it is today. Nowadays most states will let a woman fall in love with a nigger and divorce-rape a man. However let's not be fooled into believing the nature of the woman has somehow evolved. Behavior is genetic.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 19:43:13 ago (+1/-0)

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