I just spent $300 on a limousine and then they tell me that the fee doesn’t include a driver. - Upgoat

I just spent $300 on a limousine and then they tell me that the fee doesn’t include a driver.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2022 18:55:23 ago (+34/-2) (Jokes)

I can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it.

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[ - ] Splooge 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2022 18:57:45 ago (+7/-0)

Sounds like you got taken for a ride

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2022 20:50:58 ago (+3/-0)

Where you at. I'll drive you and your whore around for a night.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 00:03:54 ago (+2/-0)

Horry sheet an actual good joke

[ - ] Buffalo_fart_the_V 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2022 23:01:10 ago (+2/-0)

Oy vey!

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2022 21:08:34 ago (+2/-0)

Dammit

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2022 20:16:36 ago (+2/-0)

You made me angry till I saw the punchline. I would have gone off-roading in that thing.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2022 18:58:26 ago (+2/-0)

Hire a driving monkey. You’d also have to rent out a tuxedo for it, if you really wanna ride in style. Or just swing by Home Depot and grab the whitest spic you can find willing to work for the evening.

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I just spent $300 on a limousine and then they tell me that the fee doesn’t include a driver. submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2022 18:55:23 ago (+34/-2) (Jokes)

I just spent $300 on a limousine and then they tell me that the fee doesn’t include a driver.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsAug 5, 2022 18:55:23 ago (+34/-2) (Jokes)