Anon Has an Idea for Convicted Bank Robber - Upgoat

Anon Has an Idea for Convicted Bank Robber
submitted by deleted to 4Chan 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:21:08 ago (+66/-6) (4Chan)

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[ - ] Trumpman9000 -1 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 03:57:31 ago (+2/-3)

blumen4alles is a pedophile. Downvote all his posts and drive him off this website.

[ + ] GhostCow

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 18:14:11 ago (+0/-0)

Trumpman9000 is an unapologetic race mixer. Downvote all his posts and drive him off this website.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:32:17 ago (+0/-0)

It would work

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:44:45 ago (+0/-0)

He ain't wrong.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:33:53 ago (+0/-0)

He ain't leein!

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:29:58 ago (+3/-0)

He'll do none of that and rob another bank.

Because he already stolted 950 worf uh murchendyze deyt dey gnome seyin?!

IQ = nil

[ - ] Tbneer967 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 21:03:00 ago (+5/-0)

They are basically referencing Larry Lawton, who actually has some decent content

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:33:33 ago (+1/-0)

What about Reverend X?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 00:38:26 ago (+5/-0)*

My stupid brother in law by marriage robbed a bank and got 30 years. They paroled him at 17 years. He too was caught by the dye pack. It’s also tear gas. It blinded him two steps out the banks door and turned his head pink for a month.

Everyone in jail knew he had tried to rob a bank because of that pink head. Turns out, you shouldn’t look into the loot bag to see how much you got. When you open the loot bag and light gets in, that activates the dye bomb. You need a nigger in the back seat under a blanket feeling all the cash wads till you find the fake one, then you put it into a velvet Crown Royal bag and throw it out of the get away car, so that some other pedestrian nigger will see it and blow himself up… He learned that in prison.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 02:42:32 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha, muh token nigger putting in work ... out the window he goes with the dye pack.

[ + ] blit416

[ - ] blit416 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 03:02:15 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the tip bro.
Here's one: in a Pharmacy, there are often two Poison boxes (safes)
One with the open supplies (oxy, morph, dilaudid, etc. perks) and another with the unopened supplies.
Remember to ask the manager for both, and watch for nervous tells.

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:32:46 ago (+9/-0)

That was a pretty good idea. I have not seen such a channel, so the dumb criminal probably just went and did more crimes instead, as they do.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 00:17:49 ago (+4/-0)

Not exactly, there are quite a few - joo tube algo isnt exactly kind to them. I don't have the names off the top of my head bit can think of at least 6 or 7 that i followed for a little before it became same ole same ole (only so many different ways you can tell similar standover , shanking and prison hierarchy stories ).
One is ran by a death row inmate literally having phone interviews with other convicts (high/ former ranking gang/ cartel members) while they are still serving time - and ever ten minutes a recorded 'This call is being monitored" cuts across and they are forever having to reconnect to carry on with the story, bc they get a 'In 30 sec call will disconnect' every 20 minutes or so.

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 00:52:01 ago (+4/-0)

What about that TLC show where rhe robber breaks into peoples houses?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:30:15 ago (+2/-0)

Koreckt

[ - ] cyclops1771 12 points 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:00:53 ago (+12/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di2Kx447dhE

[ + ] MrDarkWater

[ - ] MrDarkWater 11 points 2.7 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:45:49 ago (+11/-0)

He DIT IT!!!

[ + ] Prairie