I slept like a baby last night. - Upgoat

I slept like a baby last night.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 18:37:32 ago (+35/-0) (Jokes)

I spent half the night crying and then shit myself.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 00:14:11 ago (+1/-0)

Your date was too rough with your anus?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 05:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

Like sandpaper.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 12:35:01 ago (+0/-0)

define 'too rough'

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 00:02:19 ago (+4/-0)

Fecal humor is a hallmark of judaism.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 23:54:02 ago (+2/-0)

I spend the night drooling onto a woman's tits

[ - ] BaalsDeep 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 23:46:08 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds gay

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 05:10:37 ago (+0/-0)

I was with Dial.