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Crazy Day Trading Finally Works

submitted by GrayDragon to TellUpgoat 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:43:44 ago (+9/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

The jew stock market has shit the bed this year. Today, I'm finally up. After eight fucking months.

Just a brag moment. I was down $7K at one point. The stock market is still a pile of shit, but I fought my way up.

\\O/ YEY ME!

Downvote at your leisure. I neither mind nor care! :D


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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:49:26 ago (+2/-0)

What's the celebratory splurge?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:01:54 ago (+5/-0)

bag of Doritos and a whole two liter bottle of mountain dew. No more of that 20oz bullshit.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:11:47 ago (+5/-0)

Ouch! I was going to buy Gowithit some pretty flowers that I "dumpster stole" from the funeral home, but that 2 liter bottle is enticing.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:06:47 ago (+4/-0)

Damn, I get it but he probably shouldn't spend all of it at once.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 03:34:50 ago (+1/-0)

Good job man. I am intrigued by the stock market but too cautious to ever invest. I'm a savings-under-the-mattress type

[ - ] CPU 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 03:27:27 ago (+1/-0)

Good work OP.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 23:05:59 ago (+1/-0)

You say you neither mind nor care about criticsm, what is the difference? I have never heard that expression.

Pay something no mind, give something no care... They sound similar to me but I think there is more going on here.

Congrats on the goy dollars, have fun with your mountain dew.

[ - ] SeanBox 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:03:39 ago (+2/-1)

Take profits and find a new set-up. Euphoric brag posts always come near the top. When the back of your neck is tingling and you can’t believe you made it and show your family screenshots, everyone else feels it too. You gotta sell before them.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:07:16 ago (+1/-0)

I would follow this advice if I understood it.

[ - ] SeanBox 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:26:40 ago (+0/-0)

I’m telling you to sell and buy the dip basically. If you waited 8 months to get here this is the time to take profit because the price will most likely fall. You haven’t named the stock so obviously I’m going based on just the brag post but market psychology says now is the time to get out.

[ - ] Nozyedys 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 01:05:06 ago (+0/-0)

I'd usually agree but it's only one person europhically bragging and it's because he has been trading. My personal opinion is that as the debt pyramid grows we will see more new highs until it all implodes, which is probably a few years away. Hence all of these crisis' we're seeing which allow them to create more debt. So I'm continuing to accumulate for now.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 12:14:14 ago (+0/-0)

like a mosquito, the jEw can only thrive in the swamps of our sins, so every society has the jEws it deserves. your greed enables the jEw to thrive.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 04:49:02 ago (+0/-0)

Don't even get me started on this fucked up market.

We have record inflation, record food and energy prices. We have multiple FED rate hikes. Two consecutive quarters of reduced GDP. All indicators or recession. And what happens? The market fucing RALLIES???

I lost so much money on put contracts it's ridiculous. Fucking Clown World.

Guarantee if the Democrats can't realistically rigged he midterms and the Republicans take a majority, they will tank the market.

[ - ] Unreasonable 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 08:36:53 ago (+0/-0)

It rallies till after the elections. Probably won’t shit the bed again till q1 next year when profit margins are crushed.

Quit buying OTM puts. If everyone is short the market rallies.

It’s not about fundamentals, it’s a beauty pageant.

Stocks tend to rally with inflation.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 11:14:56 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. I've gone back to calls. Made a couple hundred back so far this morning. But I think you're right. The real dump won't happen until there's someone in place they can conveniently blame the crash on.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 01:22:51 ago (+0/-0)

I'm down more than 7k, so what exactly am I doing? I'm buying more. Just bought PII, BLK, and OXY. Why should the jews be the only one to profit from a man made disaster? Yes I know, BLK is evil. This is real life, and right now the good guys don't look like they are winning.

Edit No. 2 - I'm also slowly increasing my crypto

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 09:08:00 ago (+0/-0)

I bought some OXY recently and now I'm hooked.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:06:59 ago (+1/-1)

You do mind and do care

Who you fooling nigger?

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:09:01 ago (+0/-0)

dikekicks, how many jews died during the Holohoax?

Who you fooling kike?

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:10:08 ago (+0/-0)

Still mad

Lol

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:13:13 ago (+3/-0)

I imagine in your head you pushing the Cheetos off your shirt smirking while thinking you won something important in your life. Just a thought though.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:16:51 ago (+1/-0)

The fact you think these much about me lets me know I've won lol

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:22:08 ago (+5/-0)*

This is all I see when your name pops up now

https://files.catbox.moe/c3th34.jpg

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:24:01 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't open

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:26:12 ago (+0/-0)

Dj qualls with that fat chick.

I'm telling you , funniest fucking thing I read that night.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:29:00 ago (+0/-1)

Youre friends with dangus so youre obv mentally handicapped

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:35:50 ago (+0/-0)

You keep Nystatin in your drawer for your "ladies".