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Why was six afraid of seven?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 18:30:22 ago (+11/-1)     (Jokes)

Because seven was a known six offender


19 comments block


[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 21:18:18 ago (+5/-0)

Because 7 was a nigger.

[ - ] NotAntifa75 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:56:24 ago (+3/-0)

Because Seven Ate Nine?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:08:45 ago (+2/-0)

Because 7 8 9.

ftfy

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 18:57:54 ago (+3/-0)

You fucker

[ - ] Panic 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 12:36:39 ago (+1/-0)

I tried to do a 77 last night, It's like doing a 69, but you get 8 more.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:16:27 ago (+2/-0)

Because seven eight your mom's prolapsed asshole.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:21:20 ago (+3/-0)

I have two moms, which one?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:24:43 ago (+2/-1)

Lol better.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 08:54:44 ago (+1/-0)

kys immediately, faggot

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 02:51:36 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:53:35 ago (+1/-0)

Because trois cats sank.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:35:12 ago (+2/-1)

No. No way. This is the worst joke you have ever posted!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:39:36 ago (+7/-0)

Given enough time, I can do worse.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:48:13 ago (+2/-1)

No you can’t. This can not be outdone. It is the worst joke ever told. You know that monty python gag about the funniest joke ever written being used as a weapon against the germans in WW2? It’s kinda like that but the opposite.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:06:43 ago (+2/-0)*

So would you say that the odds of me posting a worse joke are around a trillion to one?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:23:31 ago (+1/-1)

Im saying another one just like that or worse might be lethal, especially so soon after the first one. Im going to have to have my spleen out already cause of that. It was worse than the astra zeneca jab. Massive blood clots forming. It was a bad joke.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 21:36:17 ago (+1/-0)

I have faith in his ability to post the very worst Christmas cracker jokes.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 22:05:52 ago (+1/-0)

That was way better than the joke!

[ - ] discarded_cybernetic_eyeball 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:08:27 ago (+3/-3)

Is that why blumen's math sucks?