Why are your turds tapered on the end? - Upgoat

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Why are your turds tapered on the end?
submitted by WhatColorIsYourTigerCage to Jokes 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 22:21:29 ago (+3/-6) (Jokes)

So your asshole doesn't slam shut.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 07:59:56 ago (+0/-0)

Strange but true.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 02:03:35 ago (+1/-0)

Its an oldie but a goodie

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 23:14:42 ago (+1/-0)

I'm actually happier with "splat turds" because there's no chance they'll hurt.

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