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New Antidepressant For Lesbians
submitted by Wolfspider to funny 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 09:23:23 ago (+53/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Crackinjokes 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 09:25:44 ago (+6/-0)

Lol

Like the other one for everyone called Fuckitol

[ + ] HughBriss

[ - ] HughBriss 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 10:10:40 ago (+5/-0)

In the 70s it marketed as Damitol.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] HughBriss

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:51:59 ago (+0/-0)

A little before my time, fortunately.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 21:24:01 ago (+0/-0)

Theyve made a new version with the covid bioweapon

[ - ] SithEmpire 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 10:00:57 ago (+5/-0)

Either that or get the sex change operation, you know, a strapadictomy.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 9 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 10:07:38 ago (+9/-0)*

I ALMOST looked this up. You got me.

[ + ] v0atmage

[ - ] v0atmage 12 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 10:35:26 ago (+12/-0)

👆 depressed lesbian.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 12:26:08 ago (+3/-0)

KEK

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 14:23:00 ago (+3/-0)

*side effects may include gagging or pregnancy.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 15:51:18 ago (+0/-0)

Go make out with your boyfriend.

[ + ] Sunman_Omega

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 18:38:45 ago (+0/-0)

Lol rekt

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 20:35:41 ago (+0/-0)

Only when it's done right ...

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:19:50 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:26:35 ago (+0/-0)

I know what you are talking about. Its also got nasty stuff like herpes and strep and hiv and hep c. Yuck. Oh, now new improved semen comes with monkeypox! 🤮

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:35:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:54:53 ago (+0/-0)

That and men dont support women who screw around.

And in polygynous societies rich guys hoard all the females and guys start murdering each other so they can have more females and men will cheat and steal to get more money to get more females.

But the disease thing too. And all those pathogens cause stuff like cancer and early dementia too.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 17:00:00 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 17:02:45 ago (+0/-0)

We need eugenics.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 17:07:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 21:00:12 ago (+0/-0)

So butthurt over sex

You sound brainwashed

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 21:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

You spelled faggot wrong

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 11:14:12 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not a doctor but this might not work for someone that has circled the world 3x.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 10:11:39 ago (+2/-2)

i have got the best antidepressant between my legs and its both safe and effective 😜

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 15:53:03 ago (+1/-0)

Stick to the recommended dose.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:17:19 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 21:27:09 ago (+0/-0)

⚠️Warning⚠️ do not get in eyes or mouth if symptoms persist call a proctologist

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 14:38:50 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 15:53:59 ago (+0/-0)

Because female hormones are such a fun ride.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:16:49 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 14:52:07 ago (+1/-1)

Vulgar, not creative and gay

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 15:55:38 ago (+0/-0)

But also

women are genetic chimeras of every man they fucked. Reeee!

[ - ] charliebrown_au 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 17:22:46 ago (+2/-0)

These women need a big hard deep dicken
A slap to stop bitching
and thrown into the kitchen barefoot and braless and told to cook for their man

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 18:19:59 ago (+0/-0)

Cant really blame the cunts.
Look at their choices,my gaawd.
Male gender hasnt been well preserved the last 20yrs

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 19:37:56 ago (+0/-0)

Take 2 orally

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 20:34:12 ago (+0/-0)

'New Antidepressant For Lesbians'
Colloquially known as COCK ..

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 26, 2022 15:17:12 ago (+1/-0)

No wonder you're depressed...living a Satanic, unproductive lifestyle, no kids...kinda like Dangus, actually

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 28, 2022 01:07:18 ago (+0/-0)

Yep,gonna' be using this one.Thanks.