Every time I go out to dinner with my dad, he always walks into the restaurant and shouts, “Yes, we have reservations!” - Upgoat

Every time I go out to dinner with my dad, he always walks into the restaurant and shouts, “Yes, we have reservations!”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 13:15:26 ago (+31/-0) (Jokes)

"…but we'll eat here anyway!"

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 13:19:22 ago (+3/-0)

https://youtu.be/laeDRGx2Ac0

I saw this the other day and instantly thought of you.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 13:19:10 ago (+3/-0)

That sounds like something my dad would've said.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 09:35:15 ago (+1/-0)

There's no way that anyone working in the restaurant industry today would get that.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 07:50:24 ago (+1/-0)

kys, faguette

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 16:36:28 ago (+2/-0)

Great idea! Thanks.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 20:58:43 ago (+1/-0)

Your dad sounds like a fungi !!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 21:10:48 ago (+1/-0)

He spent many years in a cell.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 19:10:45 ago (+1/-0)

Great dad joke 8/10

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 18:38:18 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking A

[ - ] mrevilpirate 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 18:20:37 ago (+1/-0)

This one is good