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A Jewish man decides his son isn’t religious enough, so pays for him to go visit Israel.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 18:19:18 ago (+45/-1)     (Jokes)

When the son comes back, however, he says he's a Christian now. The father goes to his friend, exasperated, to explain the situation and his friend says, "That's funny, I sent my son to Israel last year, and when he came back he also said he was Christian."

The two men decide they should speak to their rabbi about this, but when they explain the situation, the rabbi says, "That's funny, two years ago I sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian."

The three men decide only God can have the answer, so they pray. The rabbi says aloud, "Dear God, all three of us sent our sons to Israel, and all of them came back Christian."

God's voice booms down, "That's funny…"



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[ - ] HeyJames 9 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:07:52 ago (+13/-4)

THIS PROVES THAT YOU ALL ARE CHRIST CUCK JEW GOD WORSHIPPERS REEEEEEEEE

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 8 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:37:25 ago (+8/-0)

Stop it diggernicks. Quit using your Ouija board to possess people, leave this man alone.

[ - ] HeyJames 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 20:03:09 ago (+6/-0)

@master_foo used his pagan witch craft on me

[ - ] sguevar 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 10:53:53 ago (+1/-0)

Oh blumen... stfu with your triggered faggotry...

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:40:55 ago (+2/-2)

Hey I'm cool with Christ cucks.👍 Jesus is a good Jew... because he's a dead Jew.

[ - ] Reawakened 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 22:18:16 ago (+3/-0)

Well.... technically.... no.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 17:37:12 ago (+0/-0)

My dude!

[ - ] boomerkiller -9 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:32:27 ago (+2/-11)

And you are a pedophile like jews.

[ - ] HeyJames 8 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 20:01:16 ago (+9/-1)

Is your goal to make the word "pedophile" lose power by accusing everyone under the sun of being such? Seems subversive

[ - ] boomerkiller -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 12:23:44 ago (+0/-1)

No, just you, diggernicks and bluemen. Nice mass downvotes with your alt accounts you pedo kike!

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 17:42:10 ago (+0/-0)

It's not them downvoting from multiple accounts dude. That's more something like what you do. There are a large amount of people on this site who are sick of your shit.

[ - ] boomerkiller -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 31, 2022 00:29:40 ago (+0/-1)

Defending pedos. You’re on the list now buddy.

[ - ] veridic 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 21:41:22 ago (+4/-0)

Jews don't pay for trips to Israel:

https://israeloutdoors.com/explore-the-gift/about-us/

It's free for them.

[ - ] Gigglestick 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 23:41:53 ago (+3/-0)

I tucking hate kikes.

[ - ] Thatguy 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:49:46 ago (+4/-0)

Classic Jew joke. Jews spend an inordinate amount of time trying to humanize god. Something satan would do, satan can’t fool God, but they can fool humanity, read the Talmud and find out what they are doing to gods children.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 20:20:04 ago (+5/-0)

I'll bet you're a lot of fun at comedy shows.

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 20:24:37 ago (+2/-0)

I have an answer to this

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:16:22 ago (+3/-0)

God has a fucked up sense of humor

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:57:37 ago (+4/-0)

When I die, I expect I'll find him laughing.

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:36:53 ago (+1/-0)

At you or with you?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:40:36 ago (+2/-0)

*At* me. Clearly.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 01:37:51 ago (+2/-0)

I read the title and thought that was the joke.

A jew paying for something LOL

A jew paying to go to Israel, despite the fact that all jews get at least one free trip to tha Holy landz. (Funded by US aid of course)

Fuckin jew dad paying for his son to go to Israel... hahahha holy fuck.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 20:54:30 ago (+2/-0)

There are jewish organizations that send young jews on trips to Israel, such as Birthright Israel. Why would a kike pay to send his son to Israel when he can do it on someone else's dime?

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 08:31:51 ago (+1/-0)

In France, in Europe in general, a muslim is more worth than a jew, and much more worth than a white superfluous 'peasant'.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:10:16 ago (+1/-0)

Hahahahaha haha

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 29, 2022 18:21:24 ago (+1/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] Nagasaki -2 points 2.8 yearsAug 30, 2022 01:37:16 ago (+1/-3)

Ibn Abbas reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Allah Almighty said: The son of Adam has lied against me and he has no right to do so, he has insulted me and he has no right to do so. As for his lie, it is his saying that I cannot recreate him as I did before. As for his insult, it is his saying that I have a son; I am glorified above taking a wife or a son.”

Source: Ṣaḥīḥ al-Bukhārī 4212