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jesus never gets a day off

submitted by con77 to funny 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 16:58:08 ago (+50/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/bm9xym.mp4



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[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:06:48 ago (+5/-0)

Jesus Christ, I bet that hurt.

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 6 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:45:15 ago (+6/-0)

For a guy who was crucified and stabbed with a spear, that's nothing.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:34:01 ago (+1/-0)

Oh is that what happened?

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:41:25 ago (+1/-0)

Supposedly. It's in the book.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 10 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:43:25 ago (+10/-0)

Well thanks for ruining it for me, I hadn't gotten to that part yet.

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:48:00 ago (+3/-0)

Sorry, I should have written "spoiler"

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 22:09:46 ago (+1/-0)

ha!

[ - ] sguevar 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 20:23:33 ago (+2/-0)

This was great it cracked me up

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 07:12:49 ago (+1/-0)

That's actually hilarious.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:41:50 ago (+5/-5)

Dude was just a terrible carpenter who began the scam of religious "healing". Does anyone honestly believe he walked on water?

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:47:21 ago (+5/-0)

If the water is frozen anyone can.

[ - ] Rob3122 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:56:31 ago (+4/-0)

Touche

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:04:06 ago (+3/-1)

Nope. But I believe "finding your hill to die on" is the greater lesson from Jesus.
And under Christ, Christendom became great ... but you probably have a shit perspective of that too

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 19:22:55 ago (+5/-4)

I don't give a shit about christianity or any other form of brainwashing through fairytales.

[ - ] MrDarkWater -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 19:36:53 ago (+1/-2)

I don't give a shit

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 20:00:14 ago (+4/-1)

Clearly you do, otherwise you wouldn't have said anything.

[ - ] Rob3122 -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 19:43:39 ago (+4/-5)

Then fuck off and go waste more time worshipping a sandnigger.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 19:32:38 ago (+1/-1)

Nice 1 month old account niglet

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 19:37:26 ago (+1/-0)

got a new phone. lost my NeoNazirite account

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:38:15 ago (+1/-2)

Jesus wasnt white

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:20:22 ago (+3/-1)

Jesus was a beaner. It's right there in his name.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:55:28 ago (+1/-0)

So you're saying the Romans were right to kill him?

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:56:57 ago (+0/-0)

The Roman's killed him?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:35:48 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, the jews set him up but Pontius Pilate was a Roman .

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 19:08:46 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks. What was jesus on trial for?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 01:56:17 ago (+1/-0)

Pissing off the jews.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 16:57:54 ago (+0/-0)

So nobody knows what he was on trial for?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 23:06:13 ago (+1/-0)

Basically inciting an insurrection. The jews told the Romans he was subverting and his followers were challenging Rome's rule itself, if only rhetorically. Not very specific, but it didn't have to be. And this is a capital crime back then.

I mean you can read the story about the interactions with Pontius Pilate. I know what

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 23:38:46 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you. I'm going to look into it.

[ - ] diggernicks -4 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 19:31:53 ago (+1/-5)

Faggotry

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:15:28 ago (+1/-0)

Only for 3 days.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:39:20 ago (+2/-2)

Jesus was jewish

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:36:26 ago (+3/-0)

You believe in Jesus?

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:37:58 ago (+3/-0)

like I believe in the easter bunny

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 01:55:39 ago (+0/-0)

So the easter bunny is jewish? You're losing me here.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 08:33:56 ago (+0/-0)

is your tinfoil buttplug jewish?

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 20:42:21 ago (+1/-2)

No he wasn't.
Return after you learn something.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 21:02:47 ago (+2/-0)

Nice cope faggot

[ - ] MrDarkWater 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:04:43 ago (+2/-2)

He wasn't a kike

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:22:02 ago (+2/-1)

He was the king of the jews - INRI (Iēsus Nazarēnus, Rēx Iūdaeōrum)

[ - ] MrDarkWater 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:30:38 ago (+6/-1)

He was a Judahite, but the word "Jew" is a kiked up word invented in the 1600s. Do you think the Catholics meant "
King of the Judeans"?

Come on, buddy. Big brain your way through this.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 04:38:03 ago (+1/-0)

deleted

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:38:19 ago (+0/-0)

You misspelled was

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 19:57:40 ago (+1/-1)

He was from the Levant, same place as Bashar Al-Assad.
Huwhite enough for me.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 20:44:43 ago (+2/-0)

The Levant includes Israel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levant

It's all of the land directly east of the Mediterranean.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 21:49:19 ago (+0/-1)

I know the Levant includes Canaan, taken by the Israelites from the Canaanites/askenazi.

The point stands. If you think Assad is white. I'm fine with it. If you think he's not. I'm fine with that too. All science points to Jesus being as white as Assad. And anyone who stands against Canaanites is huwhite enough for me.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 02:00:41 ago (+0/-0)

Assad is pretty white. Depending on the region and people over there, there's a lot of African admixture, so you get some pretty sandy fucker. Syrians are pretty white though.