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Does it contain caffeine, nicotine, and / or alcohol? If so, I'll get a case of it!

If you idiots didn't eat like hyperactive kindergarteners running from one sugar fix to the next you wouldn't need fucking Energy Drinks. Replace the bulk of your calories from sugars with calories from good fats and you'll have all the energy all the time, instead of riding the damned insulin roller coaster.

All ass-sucking garbage.
Better fuel comes from natural food sources

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This, and other significant benefits, have been observed in studies.

Here's one, for example: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18803231/

Excerpt from the abstract:

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It has some type of fake or alternate sugar. But agree I have had them they are very good.

EDIT: Hmm, something seems scammy. On going to the web site, it says you can get 20% off your first order. Order. That's important. So I go ahead and add two cases (both variety packs) to my cart. No 20% discount shows up.

So it asks me to give them my phone number for discounts. So I do that. I get a text asking if I want to buy one of the variety packs. I say YES. So I get a confirming text saying I'll get that variety pack and if that's my whole order reply YES. And I'm like 'NO' because 1) I want to buy the other variety pack and get 20% off my entire ORDER (as the site said earlier), and 2) Who orders by text anyways? Wtf is that?

I go back to the web site, and now I can't see the '20% off your first order' anywhere. Hmm....

Okay, now I see a little of what's going on. I went back to the site in a different browser and I see the 20% off your first TEXT order banner. Am I old or something? Is ordering stuff by text a thing now? Seems idiotic and not very secure. I'm not about to text my cc info to anything. And the texts are coming from some odd number.

This just doesn't smell right. A company should be more straightforward in their dealings.

I think GOAT Fuel just lost a good customer because of this bullshit.

....

I don't want to order a case of any one flavor.

Where can I get it locally?

Hmm, nm. Looks like they offer two variety packs on the web site.

A Nigger made it.
THE STORY OF JERRY RICE & CORDYCEPS MUSHROOMS
G.O.A.T. Fuel® was co-founded and inspired by NFL Hall of Famer and three-time Super Bowl Champion, Jerry Rice, who holds the record for most touchdowns in the National Football League and is widely considered the Greatest of All Time.

Fueled by his experience on and off the field, Rice saw there was a need for a healthier alternative to popular sports and energy drinks on the market. Therefore, the NFL legend was determined to bring something different to the beverage enthusiasts around the globe.

Rice discovered the powerful health and performance benefits derived from cordyceps mushrooms consumed by mountain goats in the Himalayas, which help deliver more oxygen to the bloodstream, and provide a smooth, natural energy boost to combat physical and mental fatigue.