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I sold some baby laxative to a cokehead and told him it was cocaine.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 17:56:11 ago (+35/-1)     (Jokes)

The next day he told me that was the best shit he ever had.


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[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 18:11:34 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like he was a drunk then too!

[ - ] thoughtcryme 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 23:52:54 ago (+1/-0)

In 8th grade I used to sell tictacs to the girls and tell them it was xanax.

They knew we could score xanax, which truly we could, but we didn't sell em, we ate em.
So when they kept pestering me, I sold them tictacs. $2/pop

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 23:09:05 ago (+1/-0)

finally, a decent joke

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 21:29:00 ago (+1/-0)

Bet you that's the first time in a while he's been in a rest room without being all jammed up !! ...

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 20:07:48 ago (+1/-0)

if he had an opioid addiction as well it probably was the best shit he ever had

[ - ] Shitheel 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 19:46:49 ago (+1/-0)

Not one of the comments got it. Good one OP.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 19:17:01 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 19:24:36 ago (+1/-0)

I bought more baby laxative.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 19:28:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 19:34:20 ago (+1/-0)

I like to think of it as more of a 'tough love' approach to drug addiction.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 18:12:59 ago (+1/-0)

Must have been made out of real babies.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 18:22:42 ago (+1/-0)

No, I use only synthetic babies.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 18:29:42 ago (+5/-0)

You're obviously not a *real* democrat.