The New Elf On A Shelf - Upgoat

The New Elf On A Shelf
submitted by GrayDragon to funny 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 03:28:24 ago (+18/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/9sxead.jpg

Taken from reddit where they were defending this thing, but I liked this comment:

Average Time to Solve:

1980s: 5 seconds

1990s: 10 seconds

2000s: 20 seconds

2010s: 30 seconds

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[ - ] Egg_whitey 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 07:05:33 ago (+4/-0)

Maggot and a faggot?

[ + ] AOUsYamaka

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:00:01 ago (+2/-0)

On a

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 26, 2022 11:23:10 ago (+0/-0)

I have the answer here:
https://files.catbox.moe/0lfzyk.jpg

[ - ] observation1 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 04:04:22 ago (+3/-0)

A pinkie-maggot on a pinko-faggot.

Fruit-fly pictured with its offspring.

An infested, disease-ridden worm, and a maggot.

Couldn't get the last two to rhyme.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 06:20:31 ago (+0/-0)

I like the first one.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 09:14:22 ago (+3/-1)

termite on a sodomite

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 10:25:27 ago (+1/-0)

Not a termite.

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 15:34:29 ago (+0/-0)

80's tier 👍🏻

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 14:09:18 ago (+0/-0)

Under 10 seconds.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 12:12:27 ago (+0/-0)

grub on a scrub?

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 11:14:20 ago (+0/-0)

I beat the 80s average quite easily

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 09:34:32 ago (+0/-0)

Bot fly on a fag guy.

45 seconds because I don't play these idiot games usually.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:37:39 ago (+0/-0)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

[ + ] In_Cog_Nito

[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 12:42:39 ago (+2/-0)

That doesn't even rhyme! smh

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 13:07:18 ago (+1/-0)

That was great!

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was a turd.

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The New Elf On A Shelf submitted by GrayDragon to funny 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 03:28:24 ago (+18/-0) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/9sxead.jpg

The New Elf On A Shelf
submitted by GrayDragon to funny 2.7 yearsSep 25, 2022 03:28:24 ago (+18/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/9sxead.jpg