It's an oldie. I haven't seen it on here before. Seems fitting. Apologies if a repeat. - Upgoat

It's an oldie. I haven't seen it on here before. Seems fitting. Apologies if a repeat.
submitted by WillisJaxson to funny 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 02:17:54 ago (+33/-0) (funny)

Fergus is walking around town with his nephew.

He points to a stone wall surrounding a church. "Aye lad, you see that stone wall? I built it with me own hands. But, do they call me Fergus the stone-mason? No.

"And look there! You see all the tables and benches in that park? I built them with me own hands. But, do they call me Fergus the carpenter? No.

"Aah, but you fuck one goat."

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[ - ] 2017Fallout 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 04:05:30 ago (+2/-0)

"If you fuck one sheep.."is a catch- phrase in my family.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 11:15:12 ago (+1/-0)

Never apologise, faggot

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 07:02:39 ago (+1/-0)

I prefer the joke with Peter and he only fucked one pig.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 02:28:43 ago (+1/-0)

not bad.

[ - ] smokratez 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 05:36:49 ago (+0/-0)

white people aren't goatfuckers. pislam is. this isn't funny