I just closed my PayPal. They wanted to know why. I typed that a I didn’t like their policy of confiscating funds for opinions they don’t agree with. I closed with, ‘gas the kikes’.
They immediately emailed me a 4 digit number, I pushed a button and my phone rang 2 seconds later, input the code, immediately got email confirmation my account was closed.
Start directing emails to the various default accounts and cc to others within the org.
start with webmaster@ , info@, support@ and cc to things like different departments. Find a human endpoint address and forward all the "this email is not monitored" to that address (over and over and over) with additional fwd msging added.
Another key here is to be extremely rude. Call them kikes, make weird conspiracy tie-ins, make yourself unbearable.
They'll close it. That's how I got Robin Hood to close my account that had like 12 cents in it (they refuse to close accounts with a balance, that way they can force you to add a bank account, even if you never did, to withdraw the free incentive pennies they hand out)
Does your paypal have a balance? even a small one? That might be why. Definitely remove your bank account before going scorched earth on em. Once they realize you are enjoying the trolling process, they will retreat. When you waste their employees time, you cost them money. Waste some time.
Also, paypal just had a thing where 1000s of people closed accounts, probably related.
I haven't been able to have a paypal attached to my bank account for more than 20 years. It got attached to an account for which I lost the password and it was an old email I no longer have, and they have no way to fix that. I can still use them for credit card purchases. I don't, but I can.
I haven’t used my paypal account in years. It has $6 in it because someone apparently sent money to the wrong account. The only way I can withdraw the $6 is to send Paypal my ID and bank account info, which I’m not going to do, so I guess it will just sit there forever.
Bingo! My counter-tactic is to do things I can't goto jail for or be fined for. Two can play at that game, as they say. and just like that, lil ole me becomes unstoppable. I'm not in a thieves guild like they are, so my powers are limited, but I can certainly irritate the living shit out of them.
You just explained the exact meaning on the quote from Jesus which is to “turn the other cheek”. He was telling us to beat them with their own laws/policies.
[ + ] Deleted
[ - ] deleted 9 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 11:53:42 ago (+9/-0)
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:12:28 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager
[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:42:21 ago (+4/-0)
They immediately emailed me a 4 digit number, I pushed a button and my phone rang 2 seconds later, input the code, immediately got email confirmation my account was closed.
[ + ] thoughtcryme
[ - ] thoughtcryme 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 12:59:11 ago (+3/-0)*
start with webmaster@ , info@, support@ and cc to things like different departments. Find a human endpoint address and forward all the "this email is not monitored" to that address (over and over and over) with additional fwd msging added.
Another key here is to be extremely rude. Call them kikes, make weird conspiracy tie-ins, make yourself unbearable.
They'll close it. That's how I got Robin Hood to close my account that had like 12 cents in it (they refuse to close accounts with a balance, that way they can force you to add a bank account, even if you never did, to withdraw the free incentive pennies they hand out)
Does your paypal have a balance? even a small one? That might be why.
Definitely remove your bank account before going scorched earth on em.
Once they realize you are enjoying the trolling process, they will retreat.
When you waste their employees time, you cost them money. Waste some time.
Also, paypal just had a thing where 1000s of people closed accounts, probably related.
[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 03:41:40 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Dongle
[ - ] Dongle 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 03:00:43 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 21:23:11 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] WanderingToast
[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:19:03 ago (+0/-0)
I know for sure that regardless of what the tos says this is entirely unenforceable in the UK at least (unfair contract law)
[ + ] AryanPrime
[ - ] AryanPrime 5 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:40:37 ago (+5/-0)
See kikes do understand one truth about this world
You can write a "law" on a piece of paper all you want, if you can't enforce that law, it's not really a law
They do this because people don't stop them
[ + ] thoughtcryme
[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:55:07 ago (+0/-0)
My counter-tactic is to do things I can't goto jail for or be fined for.
Two can play at that game, as they say.
and just like that, lil ole me becomes unstoppable.
I'm not in a thieves guild like they are, so my powers are limited, but I can certainly irritate the living shit out of them.
[ + ] MasklessTheGreat
[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 17:19:41 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] thoughtcryme
[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 19:20:15 ago (+0/-0)*
It really does seem to piss them off.
P1: "I have power"
P2: "Nope, blocked, stfu"
P1: "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, but muh policiieeeeess.."
P2: "My policy clearly states on page 1, fuck you asshole and I believe that clause applies to your case, sorry but that's MY POLICY"
P1: "infinite reeing"
If everyone was as annoying as me, we would never have gotten into this mess in the first place.
[ + ] WhiteGoat
[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 12:53:37 ago (+0/-0)