Electricians have to strip to make ends meet. - Upgoat

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 18:38:01 ago (+41/-1) (Jokes)

I sat my son down and said, “Look Son, in life if you act like a pussy then you’ll never get any pussy.”

My wife walked into the room and said, “Centaurus, how dare you use that language in front of him!”

I said, “Sorry dear, it won’t happen again.”

After she left my son said to me, “I see what you mean, Dad.”

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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 18:43:11 ago (+3/-0)

Watt?

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 18:47:48 ago (+3/-0)

2 jokes, 1 post.

[ + ] Not_a_redfugee

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 19:11:21 ago (+1/-0)

I think it's cuz his son knows that dad doesn't get any

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 19:32:56 ago (+4/-0)

It would ampere so.

[ + ] zr855

[ - ] zr855 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 21:25:11 ago (+2/-0)

Watt you say nigga?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 14, 2022 04:44:31 ago (+1/-0)

Coulomb you try harder with your jokes ffs...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 19:34:43 ago (+2/-0)

kys immediately

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 19:51:17 ago (+2/-0)

Take your own advice

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 14, 2022 02:10:44 ago (+2/-0)

I kinda hate it when I agree with you, but you're right

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 14, 2022 15:29:22 ago (+0/-0)

As your leader, I command you to the front of the line

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 14, 2022 16:11:15 ago (+0/-0)

that'll happen

[ - ] diggernicks 8 points 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 19:51:01 ago (+8/-0)

My old boss said racism taught him how to be a better electrician

"Just remember, niggers love gold" he said

The black wire goes on the gold screw in a standard 110 v wall outlet

[ + ] SenpaithatFriendzonesyou

[ - ] SenpaithatFriendzonesyou 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 21:12:30 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck!

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 14, 2022 04:42:54 ago (+2/-0)

"Uncle Joe, when you invented electrical wire, why did you choose black going in to gold?"

"Well little Jimmy its because...."

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:08:06 ago (+1/-0)

Your "joke" gave me cancer.

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 14, 2022 02:13:59 ago (+1/-0)

Your cancer gives you cancer. Centaurus is the warm center of Voat that the rest of us crowd around

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 14, 2022 04:45:40 ago (+1/-0)

i think thats just HPOP without poppers

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 14, 2022 04:07:40 ago (+1/-0)

LAWRZ! Too me a second.

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Electricians have to strip to make ends meet. submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 18:38:01 ago (+41/-1) (Jokes)

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsOct 13, 2022 18:38:01 ago (+41/-1) (Jokes)