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What you are in for when selling something on Craigslist or marketplace

submitted by deleted to TellTalk 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 15:06:09 ago (+30/-0)     (TellTalk)

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 02:05:23 ago (+1/-0)

Oh fuck off.

I have been on both sides of that equation.

Yes I ask for a lower. Used stuff is often priced like new on craigslist. And half he time there is a hidden ruinous defect.
If you can't get it for half the new 0ruce why take the risk?

And I have sold stuff. Including furniture. Often had to give it away with a free sign on front lawn. Hell if someone will pay you ANYTHING for it then it saves you having to spend time anduscle to drive it to the dump.

Stop bitching.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 02:44:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 22:11:16 ago (+0/-0)

Well since you know the games they play, you play your own game, where you let them think they're conning you, but their con is really what you wanted in the first place.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 20:55:19 ago (+0/-0)

I am always inundated by spic replies. $400 dollars worth of new electrical wire...I'm asking $350. Spics offer 50 bucks. Email after email, the same tired shit. Half of them want me to deliver it too. I don't even bother answering.

[ - ] anothergoatinthewall 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 20:28:56 ago (+1/-0)

To be fair, most shit posted is priced like it's made of solid fucking gold.

Used to be that people would price things like they wanted to get Rid of it, not hang on for months on end, constantly reposting to find that one sucker.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 20:27:29 ago (+0/-0)

Tell me you live where niggers are.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 19:32:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 19:13:13 ago (+0/-0)

Mirrors my experience of trying to buy a trailer used. Either everyone is a slob and loses their registration, which for my state is required for any trailer over 2500 lbs, or all used trailers are stolen. And no I will not commit a felony and open myself up to insurance problems and liability and register it as a homebuilt with a totally new vin that doesn't match because a cop you know said it was a good idea. JFC I just went and bought a new one.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:56:29 ago (+1/-0)

Over several dozens of sales I've only been jerked around twice. In both cases the 'buyer' strung me along when it came time to meet up, and wasted my time. It quickly became pretty obvious what they were having a lark at my expense so it was nothing worse than a minor annoyance in the end.

What has happen quite frequently, however, is potential buyers that in their on-line communications come across as either complete nut jobs or as scammers, but that turn out to but 100% authentic. I even lost a couple sales because I was sure that they were jerking me around.

I don't know why anyone who isn't retarded would talk in the ways they did but they are inevitably in their 20s and they sound like complete air head twinkies. It's actually kind of disconcerting when you consider these are adults and are worthy of having serious responsibilities.

Anyhow now I treat everyone as legit but I no longer agree to meet anywhere but at where the item that's for sale is located and not we're talking price until they've seen the item and I get a sense they are actually serious. If the first thing out of your mouth is "Will you take X dollars?" (where X is some amount less than asking price) then I don't even bother replying.

Story Time (you have been warned): I was selling a Steering Wheel & Pedals driving controller that was like $400 originally. The thing was at least 10 years old but had hardly been used and rather than take it to the dump I thought I'd see if someone might get some use out of it. I set it at $20 not because I wanted the money but rather to weed out the bots and bottom feeders.

Some guy said he wanted it. I told him that the device powered up but other than that I could not verify that it worked. Not a problem, he said, because he's really good at hacking hardware. But he didn't have a car yadda yadda. It turned out I could drop it off on my way to an appointment I had the next day so I offered to so that. Again I could have cared less about the money; this was all about someone getting some use out of some old but still good tech.

The guy was 15 minutes late to our meeting which was annoying but fine whatever. But then he called the next day upset because he couldn't find current Windows 7 drivers for it and wanted his money back. AHAHAHAHAHAHA I literally laughed into the phone.

Oh, and he was a fat neck beard. They are called cliches for a reason.

[ - ] I_am_baal 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:33:46 ago (+0/-0)*

I really dislike those pajeet level automated messages that come flooding in after posting anything, just a straight copy and paste of the title, location, and price. They didn't even bother to put a single line of code in to parse it out. I tell them to go shit in the street and block them.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

they usually want a payment plan of 10 bux a month or offer some low-level trade.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:13:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 5 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 17:58:44 ago (+5/-0)

I sold a broke snowblower beginning of this year. Asked $100. Probably fixable but I just didn't want to fuck with. Made it clear it did not work. I got the following two questions from at least 20 people:

1) Does it work?
2) Will you take (some low ball offer)? One fucker offered $10 and he wanted me to drive it 50 miles to his likely shithole trailer. When I told him no he told me to fuck myself.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:09:15 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:28:21 ago (+0/-0)

The one class of people I forgot the people who want it, come to get it, but "I am near your house but I am lost, I am on X street". I then say I don't live near X street, I live over by Y street and it goes on for 20 minutes when I finally tell the guy to fuck off. Then I get the "I drove 3 hours to get here" crap.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:32:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:33:05 ago (+0/-0)

One more I just thought of are the "on site self discount" assholes. What will happen is say I want to sell it for $90 but he shows up with two $50s hoping to get it for $50. I am always ready for that shit and I get him his change. Last time it happened the guy was kinda pissed off and I could tell but he agreed to buy.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:42:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 13:27:22 ago (+0/-0)

I list stuff for off prices, like $38.00. I have had people hand me $40.00 and tell me to forget about the change. I had an old Cajun guy spec out a computer system with me in the 80's. He wanted every upgrade possible, in the end it was a fairly expensive rig. WHen it came time to pay, he asked me if I would take one dollar less than the agreed upon price. What's a dollar on a thousand dollar system, right? So he hands me the cash for the full amount. He wanted a dollar back. When I gave it to him, he pulled out a New York bank roll and carefully added the dollar to it. Showing it to me and telling me, "that's what you got when you ask for a dollar off!" Ok Rockafeller. Had another Cajun businessman tell me you were not successful unless you declared bankruptcy at least one time. Cajuns had a knack for believing stupid shit was ingenious.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 20:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

I recently had a very nice guitar for sale on FB. Same dude kept messaging me...'do you have video of you playing this guitar? What gauge wire are the electrics? What's the capacitor rating on the tone control? What kind of paint is it?' On and on. I decided to keep the damn thing.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 22:14:26 ago (+0/-0)

NEVER EVER EVER bring people to your property, always a public place with cameras, banks, or police stations are the safest best place to conduct legitimate transactions. Your bank will gladly give you a private room if you're going to deposit cash with them.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 20:39:17 ago (+1/-0)

These people have been on Craigslist forever. This made me laugh, its 15 years old. https://u.smutty.horse/mjtscjkdidn.jpg

[ - ] Laputois 16 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 17:24:25 ago (+16/-0)

Got an enemy? Put a craigslist ad up for "free metal" then give out their address, tell them to knock real loud because you are partially deaf.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 17:33:27 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:09:30 ago (+2/-0)

Dude. Good call.

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:27:26 ago (+1/-0)

That sounds like fun

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 20:32:54 ago (+1/-0)

Back in 1984 a friend 1 played a practical joke on friend 2 who lived around the corner. It was Los Angeles and the Olympics. Friend 1 put an ad in the "recycler" a free newspaper rag that came out for free weekly. Basically Craigslist before there was the internet. The advertising read: Free Olympic Party. Come one, Come all. Address.... No need to phone, just show up. Catered, Open Bar.

The day of the party, people started to arrive and knock on the door. The streets were packed and it caused a problem that required police intervention. Friend 2 parents locked the door and hid.

Shit works guys. Make it good, go all out. Make it FREE.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 22:35:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AdolfHitler 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 03:17:49 ago (+2/-0)

Most are homeless and drug addicts

[ - ] StarylDrawberry 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 07:21:10 ago (+1/-0)

They are all homeless drug addicts. And what is it with poor people and pallets?

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 09:58:13 ago (+0/-0)

I know! Pallet people. Bottom feeders. Bottom feeders serve an ecological function. I rank them above some asshole that owns 10 cars, has a house with over 4 rooms or over 3000 square feet and feels the need to use exterior accent lighting.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 17:23:26 ago (+3/-0)

If you post your cell number thats linked to a google account you can count on scammers asking you to send them your verification code so they can ransom your google account.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 17:19:33 ago (+2/-0)*

I had a bunch of old alternative magazines I was selling and holy fuck the niggerishness of those fuckers. All the shit I told them upfront- that they have been read, they are heavy, etc, those jews tried to get me to come down on the price even on the caveats I included already. I ended up adding to my ad that the price is firm and if you try to jew it down you are immediately blocked. I ended up selling them but after the faggot sent the money he still tried to jew down the price.

I tried to sell a camping chair but that was even worse and I ended up throwing the fucker away instead.

Later for a joke I wrote a post about selling milk crates, which you can get free (not really though) from behind convenience stores and holy fuck were they jewy about that shit. Everyone took it seriously too.

You know there is some nigger site or boomer forum where they talk about screwing over people selling shit and trying to make a few shekels after a day or two of jewing people down.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 17:07:07 ago (+3/-0)

Take a spin through the CL free stuff ads if you want to really lose faith in society. I guess it varies by locale, but where I'm at nearly every ad is for some "free" thing that is really a service request in disguise. "Free firewood, just chop up this tree that fell in my yard," etc. Niggers trying to sell their dogs by listing the animal as free but with a "rehoming fee." I flag these ads without hesitation. Fucking niggers don't deserve pets, they ARE pets.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:12:51 ago (+4/-0)

Niggers as pets? That sounds pretty dangerous tbh

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 19:13:08 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't say they're good pets. At least it's funny when they bite their jew masters.

[ - ] aboutime 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 16:52:56 ago (+0/-0)

Ebay is so much better. For anything.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:42:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 16:46:42 ago (+2/-0)

I never list things online anymore because I always got stood up. I had a few pieces of furniture I was trying to give away, just trying to be a nice person and give good usable stuff to someone who might need it. Listed stuff on kikebook marketplace. So many times I drove to meet someone to give them the furniture and they never arrived, never answered another message... I've even delivered the stuff to someone's house and they never came out to get it. Called them over and over to say I'm there, but don't know which house is theirs, and.... No answer, never sent another message. And this was FREE furniture. Free!!!

I don't get it. Apparently there's a whole subgroup of people who get their jollies by making arrangements and then never following through. Fuck em. Never again. Ended up putting it all by an apartment in the college town a half hour away so some students would find it

[ - ] I_am_baal 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 18:38:13 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, if someone on kikebook wants me to deliver something, I'll tell them yes or no depending on a handful of factors including whether or not they're a nigger or a jew, and whether I get the impression that they're going to act like a nigger or a jew. Haven't had any problems since, but I rarely deliver things. My time is better spent working on or listing more things and selling them to people that come to me.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 16:23:22 ago (+1/-0)

The only thing I ever responded to on Craigslist was what time. Everything was always on there pictures , measurements, instruction manuals, etc

But you do meet some doozies.

One had me in the driveway for 2 hours. Husband was confused I kept trying to signal him but he's stupid and didn't save me.

A woman I sold lemons to kept me in a Walmart parking lot for about an hour talking about organic this and crunchy mom stuff.


Another time a different woman was telling me all the drama in the world. I made coffee and we sat outside and talked. It was about 4 hours. She was actually fun. Too bad I met her as we were moving.

Complete strangers, I was just selling kitchen stuff.

I used a different email address for Craigslist so I didn't see a follow up email from the 2 hour woman about how her life was going and how was the move?

I felt bad. It was a year later when I saw that message and she probably thought I snubbed her.






[ - ] SocksOnCats 7 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 16:18:52 ago (+7/-0)

“Sorry, I don’t talk money until you’ve seen the item in person.”

That stops most of the bullshit.

I once had a bitch insist I tell her the lowest I’d go on something. I finally said “Four fried chickens, a Coke, and dry white toast.” She didn’t get the joke and started talking about how she could get all that later in the day. I kept stringing her a long for hours - even after some guy came by and gave me my asking price without haggling.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 16:37:27 ago (+2/-0)

I don't trust anyone that hasn't seen the Blues Brothers enough times to get that joke. Good call.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 9 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 16:08:56 ago (+9/-0)*

I’ve thrown tons of shit in the garbage that I knew was worth about 400 bucks, because I didn’t want to deal with the throngs that arrived at my gate to haggle. I don’t need their money. It makes me happier to know that something they covet, that is junk to me, is going into the landfill.

[ - ] Gowithit 8 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 16:35:13 ago (+8/-0)

Same. One guy was trying to haggle me on a 5 dollar scooter at a yard sale. $ 5 dollars.

It was some stunt scooter my kid had outgrown not some cheap Walmart piece of shit he knew it and he wanted to haggle.

I'm not haggling shit. There was a little girl there and I gave it to her for free. Fuck that guy.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 01:35:25 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] NedsHead 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 03:27:04 ago (+2/-0)

IKR, Fucking Communist!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 07:15:56 ago (+1/-0)

If he hadnt been a pussy and just said $2.00 I wouldn't have cared. It's the whole so... Blah blah blah ...blah blah blah.

If I'm at the point of craigslist or yard sell it's because I want whatever it is gone.

As much as I can't stand them Asians know this. They pick it up they say how much they are going to pay for it and there done. I appreciate that.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 15:37:59 ago (+0/-0)

One of my first shitty jobs was at a box store and the damn bugmen would always fucking haggle on the dumbest shit and get pissed and demand to see a manager when I told them I can't haggle a set price. Say a microwave for example. VietBug would ask for 10% off because he shops there all the time. I'd end up calling the manager and have him deal with him. That would happen every couple of months. Fun fact. A month after I left that shithole it got robbed by a couple of niggers.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 16:17:08 ago (+0/-0)

Was your manager giving him a discount? Is that why he kept coming back doing the same thing?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 16:41:46 ago (+1/-0)

No he never got a discount. No big box store does that. And it was always bugmen. Never whites, kikes, or niggers.

[ - ] Metanoid 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 18, 2022 10:49:23 ago (+0/-0)

My wife is like this.

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 15:39:01 ago (+4/-0)

"Is it available?" , within one minute.

[ - ] germ22 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 21:27:45 ago (+1/-0)

and then never replying again.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 15:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 15:20:55 ago (+4/-0)

Many, many years ago, wrecked a car hitting a deer.

Could still drive it and the front end was all messed up.

Just wanted to get rid of it, so I put an ad in with the local classified for a few hundred bucks.

Holy shit, was that a terrible idea!

If you ever want to come into contact with the dregs of humanity, sell a running car in a major metro area for under $500.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 15:32:37 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 15:15:24 ago (+2/-0)

Getting murdered, usually.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 15:33:04 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 17, 2022 15:37:10 ago (+3/-0)

It was SO AWESOME! Too bad we weren't filming it; we could have gotten America's Funniest Home Videos, with bob fagget saying dumb shit over some really faggy music as they played the least funny parts of it!