Clerks III (2022) is awful. Clerks and Clerks II were funny. This one is completely demented. Apparently, Kevin Smith can't write anymore. I don't know who wrote his previous movies, but this is complete crap.
What did you expect? Both Clerks and Clerks II were degenerate and depraved. The first had a woman having sex with a corpse in a bathroom, and the second had a man having sex with a donkey. If Kevin Smith came out and said he had jewish ancestry, I wouldn't be suprised.
I forgot about much of Clerks 2 when I watched Clerks 3, so I was confused, and thought Ghost-lady was the "36 dicks" girl from the first movie, but then THAT lady shows up later, and they don't talk about her being a ghost or anything.
that reminds me of an 90's HBO show where a dude was getting fucked by his chihuahua Lol
they banned this show over obscenity laws,i dont remember the name of the show since i saw that episode while i was convalescent in a hospital in that decade (the hospital used to have satellite tv and even a chef)
If Kevin Smith came out and said he had jewish ancestry,
For whatever it's worth, if that were true, we probably wouldn't have jokes about over-sensitive black people in the beginning of "Zack and Miri" or in the third act of "Clerks 3."
In "Zack and Miri" the actor who played Daryl in The Office complained about Black Friday asking "What's next? Nigger Tuesday?"
In Clerks 3, there's a line where a black woman looks at the movie Randall is making and she says "Oh, you're doing black and white. I see a whole lot of white, not a lot of black"
He's degenerate to be sure, but atleast he's not anti-white or anti-male, and that's a lot to expect out of Hollywood these days.
Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma were all kind of degenerate and pozzed, but atleast they were creative, original and not anti-white or anti-male.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was the beginning of his movies sucking hard, though. The moment this indie visionary started being like a capeshit hack.
You're fucking crazy. Clerks II was goddamn fucking awful. It used to be that his bad movies were just bad. Now his bad movies (Reboot and Clerks II and III) are fucking garbage on garbage. Reboot was making jokes about how awful it in the movie trying to be meta.
They also depend on you watching every one of his stupid fucking movies to get the jokes. It's either references to his past bullshit or kindergarten potty humor.
I think I enjoyed his movies more when I was only half red pilled, I certainly enjoyed most of them but I can't really see myself going out of my way to watch them again.
Yeah, these days unless it has occult symbolism and/or predictive programming that I'm trying to decipher, it's hard to get into it the same way I used to.
What’s crazy is when I first watched clerks 1, just a few years ago I thought “what shitty garbage architecture and culture, this must be New Jersey.” It was.
I was never even going to give 3 a thought. I absolutely don’t give any modern Hollywood / Netflix etc movie or show a thought.
What did you expect? For the movie to exceed your expectations? LOL.
Clerks III was going to be terrible no matter what. They're really old now. It's not going to give you nostalgia when there's none to be had. It was mainly just a cork in the bottle of the series, and it gave an ending to a series that was dead for a long time.
I think Kevin Smith had a heart attack so everybody in the movie had to have heart attacks. Clerks had its moments. Or may e it was just the black and white film. But this was a waste of time.
Clerks was terrible. Kevin Smith has Always made terrible movies. None of them have been even watchable. Anyone who was at any point suckered in by this retard is retarded themselves.
Clerks was terrible and everything since has been> HeMan fans -Shocked because they're retarded.
If you have ever liked Smith films, you have terrible taste
Well,first off,Clerks 1 and 2 were just fun movies about life. This is a depressing movie about death. Death all around. Dante's wife and kids die,Dante dies,Randall nearly dies. I can't shake the idea Smith is trying to "kill off his old self". Something he apparently wanted to do since the first movie.
It all comes down to "life is shit". Which is a jewish mind set. Life doesn't have to be shit but as long as jews shit it up,it will be shit. Don't let the jews into your mind or life in any way. Life would be less shit if jews weren't subverting every attempt to make it less shit. For every problem,there is a solution. In the case of the jews,it's looking like they want the final solution.
As for Smith's other works,I more or less stopped after Clerks 2. I half heartedly watched Zack and Mari. I read the wikipedia on the plots of movies before I spend money on seeing them. Saves me a lot of money. But yeah,nothing I've ready makes me want to actually watch his newer movies.
Of his older works,I did like Hooper X who was openly a black race grifter and faggot. Nice little subversion there. Most of it was just feel good summer movie bullshit,which I like. But yeah,Jay not getting with Justice was just dumb. Russian terrorism attacking a convention is dumb. They don't really make sense. I dunno,once you get off the pop culture ride,it's just not worth it,really.
I liked Clerks 1. It came out the same year I got my first shitty job, so I could relate to it.
Clerks 2 might have had a decent moment or two, but was otherwise forgettable shit. Watched about 30 minutes of Clerks 3, and thought it was boring and unfunny, and had nothing to relate to anymore. Nothing but nonstop pop culture references.
Dogma? Really? Chasing Amy was alright. But Mallrats? Come on, that's quality entertainment. I might be biased since it was aimed at my generation and filmed in the mall I grew up in
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Was that her at the cemetery service, and in the next scene working at the convenience store removing expired milk from the refrigerator? If that was her, I agree, she looks like a tranny.
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that reminds me of an 90's HBO show where a dude was getting fucked by his chihuahua Lol
they banned this show over obscenity laws,i dont remember the name of the show since i saw that episode while i was convalescent in a hospital in that decade (the hospital used to have satellite tv and even a chef)
nowadays its shit
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For whatever it's worth, if that were true, we probably wouldn't have jokes about over-sensitive black people in the beginning of "Zack and Miri" or in the third act of "Clerks 3."
In "Zack and Miri" the actor who played Daryl in The Office complained about Black Friday asking "What's next? Nigger Tuesday?"
In Clerks 3, there's a line where a black woman looks at the movie Randall is making and she says "Oh, you're doing black and white. I see a whole lot of white, not a lot of black"
He's degenerate to be sure, but atleast he's not anti-white or anti-male, and that's a lot to expect out of Hollywood these days.
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Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma were all kind of degenerate and pozzed, but atleast they were creative, original and not anti-white or anti-male.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was the beginning of his movies sucking hard, though. The moment this indie visionary started being like a capeshit hack.
Still better than 90% of shit in Hollywood today.
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They also depend on you watching every one of his stupid fucking movies to get the jokes. It's either references to his past bullshit or kindergarten potty humor.
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I was never even going to give 3 a thought. I absolutely don’t give any modern Hollywood / Netflix etc movie or show a thought.
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Clerks III was going to be terrible no matter what. They're really old now. It's not going to give you nostalgia when there's none to be had. It was mainly just a cork in the bottle of the series, and it gave an ending to a series that was dead for a long time.
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Clerks was terrible and everything since has been> HeMan fans -Shocked because they're retarded.
If you have ever liked Smith films, you have terrible taste
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It all comes down to "life is shit". Which is a jewish mind set. Life doesn't have to be shit but as long as jews shit it up,it will be shit. Don't let the jews into your mind or life in any way. Life would be less shit if jews weren't subverting every attempt to make it less shit. For every problem,there is a solution. In the case of the jews,it's looking like they want the final solution.
As for Smith's other works,I more or less stopped after Clerks 2. I half heartedly watched Zack and Mari. I read the wikipedia on the plots of movies before I spend money on seeing them. Saves me a lot of money. But yeah,nothing I've ready makes me want to actually watch his newer movies.
Of his older works,I did like Hooper X who was openly a black race grifter and faggot. Nice little subversion there. Most of it was just feel good summer movie bullshit,which I like. But yeah,Jay not getting with Justice was just dumb. Russian terrorism attacking a convention is dumb. They don't really make sense. I dunno,once you get off the pop culture ride,it's just not worth it,really.
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Clerks 2 might have had a decent moment or two, but was otherwise forgettable shit. Watched about 30 minutes of Clerks 3, and thought it was boring and unfunny, and had nothing to relate to anymore. Nothing but nonstop pop culture references.
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