Anyone else getting survey pollsters calling them? - Upgoat

Anyone else getting survey pollsters calling them?
submitted by Breeder to whatever 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 00:26:15 ago (+4/-0) (whatever)

I got one a while back and answered all their questions in the most untruthful way possible. Now they call me all the time to get my bullshit opinion which I never actually give them. It's not much but according to Sun Tsu, you let the enemy think you're a friendly until the time is right.

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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 02:18:14 ago (+2/-0)

Yep, fucking bot prevented me from making calls for 20 minutes. Anytime I tried to make a call, to anyone, it would instantly pick up where I left off with the bot. Essentially it acted like a shitty denial of service attack. The worst part is, this is not the first time this has happened, btw it's happening on a land line.

If anyone figures out who is using those polling bots, please post it here. I just want to talk to them. I promise I have 0 intentions of CUTTING THEIR FUCKINGS HANDS OFF AT THIER WRISTS, AND THEIR TONGUES FROM THEIR MOUTHS.

[ + ] Breeder

[ - ] Breeder [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 02:20:26 ago (+2/-0)

I can tell you for a fact that they're in India, if that helps.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:07:20 ago (+2/-0)

Here's what you do.

Call center workers are meth addicts who dial 1,000 numbers and if they just get one catch, that means they can afford a few rocks after he gets off.

YOU are his only chance at getting high tonight.

So, what you do is, you string him along for the first couple of questions. Make him start to get the jitters expecting what's coming. Once he gets the shakes, He'll stay on the line NO MATTER WHAT!

Then, you pop the question... "Oh, BTW, what do you think about curb stomping baby jews?" YOU are in charge of the conversation now. He'll say anything to keep you on the line.

Record the conversation and post it for your fellow goats to enjoy.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:03:23 ago (+2/-0)

Who the hell answers telephone calls from random numbers anymore these days?

[ + ] Breeder

[ - ] Breeder [op] 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:05:36 ago (+3/-0)

Me, because it may be some street shitter I want to tell I'm going to fuck their mother.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:07:01 ago (+4/-0)

HOW DOES YOUR SISTERS PUSSY TASTE, BENCHOD???

had some street shitter faggot call me, said his name is Jose. I said, you don't sound like a Jose you sound like a MADARCHOD!!!

He was so mad lol

[ + ] Breeder

[ - ] Breeder [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:10:15 ago (+2/-0)

I'm glad I'm not the only one giving these curry niggers the business.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:12:39 ago (+3/-0)

some years ago before the indians took over I got calls from niggers and Whites and mexicans.

Some lady called me about marriott or some bullshit, I told her:

I will cut off your head, shit down your throat, and that will be the last thing you see with your severed bitch head.

She gasped. I didn't get any of those calls for like 2 months afterwards.

[ + ] Breeder

[ - ] Breeder [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:28:46 ago (+2/-0)

I like to tell the Indians that I hope a tiger mauls them on their way home. Or I just laugh and say "super power by 2020 eh?"

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:14:59 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck. Hold up there a minute... I gotta take notes.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:07:56 ago (+3/-0)

People who run a business.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 25, 2022 01:13:23 ago (+2/-0)

Oh. Shit, yeah. That is a reasonable excuse.