OH NO! HOGS! - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

OH NO! HOGS!
submitted by lord_nougat to funny 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 19:25:56 ago (+48/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 21:45:25 ago (+1/-0)

lol

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 22:33:31 ago (+1/-0)

Lived in Iowa. Driving through the state to visit family for Thanksgiving was usually terrible; they fertilize the fields with liquid pig shit. The odor travels for miles and doesn't go away until snow falls.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2022 09:38:07 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2022 10:12:22 ago (+1/-0)

I will take horse and cow shit everyday if that means I no longer have to smell pig or chicken shit. Pretty sure hog and poultry farmers are born without the sense of smell.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2022 17:07:17 ago (+2/-0)

I'd much rather deal with feral hogs than niggers

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2022 18:59:41 ago (+0/-0)

Well who the fuck wouldn't?! They are smarter, they smell better, and you can eat them!

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 19:33:39 ago (+3/-0)

Mam, those hogs went straight for the Chef's face!

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 19:46:15 ago (+4/-0)

Smart fuckers, they usually go for the knees, ankles, and calves.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 20:52:58 ago (+3/-0)

Nevada and Arizona are dangerously low on hogs. We need to rectify that. Someone get some hogs over there, STAT.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 19:44:33 ago (+7/-0)

No way there's that few hogs in Florida. I've got scars that say there's at least twice that

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 19:47:03 ago (+2/-0)

Thats different. They're FLORIDA hogs, different than the others. Much like Florida mans!

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 20:01:03 ago (+5/-0)

If people would stop baiting them with corn and meth we might have a fighting chance, but those kike conquistadors set a bunch of them free to go forth and be fruitful. Truly the niggers of the animal kingdom. Most animals you can stare down, not hogs though. They really only respond to dogs, blades, and 30.06.

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[ - ] Belmont 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 20:09:36 ago (+4/-0)

Baiting hogs with meth? How does that turn out?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 20:21:54 ago (+2/-0)

Florida-ly!

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 31, 2022 20:22:16 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe they only mean domestic hogs

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 1, 2022 09:34:50 ago (+1/-0)

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