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I just went in to coffee shop and the barista was wearing a face mask.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 11:52:58 ago (+40/-3)     (Jokes)

I asked him, "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

He said, "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."


14 comments block


[ - ] RMGoetbbels 7 points 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 13:01:17 ago (+7/-0)

Your jokes are awful and so when I laugh I feel ashamed. I still laugh though.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 14:40:47 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 13:52:48 ago (+3/-0)

That was the stupidest joke ever. You should kill yourself.
... I still laughed though. Fuck you.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 14:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

👍

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 17:40:52 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] -1 points 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 18:17:53 ago (+0/-1)

After you received your dark roast barista, did you swallow?

https://files.catbox.moe/hmcswg.jpg

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 11:58:48 ago (+1/-0)

I actually laughed.
Good one.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 14:59:49 ago (+0/-0)

😅

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 12:36:11 ago (+1/-0)

😐

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 12:40:25 ago (+4/-0)

😷

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 12:04:28 ago (+1/-1)

Ha!

Witty!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 6, 2022 14:33:40 ago (+0/-0)

💪

[ - ] GMarksTheSpot94 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 16:34:01 ago (+0/-0)

I fuckin hate these reddit tier pun jokes, I guess this place is full of unfunny fucks.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 18:02:04 ago (+0/-0)

Quit whining like a faggot.