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I never want to go to an airport again. Fuck tsa workers. Fuck air travel. Fuck police officers

submitted by anon to AnonTalk 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 21:48:33 ago (+32/-0)     (AnonTalk)



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[ - ] anon 4240638 14 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 22:30:20 ago (+14/-0)

security theatre

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 00:50:32 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] anon 6571372 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 04:28:15 ago (+0/-0)

Make sure you let them know.

Always worth searching the current black market price for manpads before also

[ - ] anon 2510133 12 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 22:38:49 ago (+12/-0)

Well this just sucks.
You've made this big bold title for your post but don't tell us the story you made up to go with it!
You are robbing us of our chance to tell you that what "happened" to you makes you a faggot!
That makes you a faggot!

[ - ] anon 2332590 8 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 00:41:12 ago (+8/-0)

Last time I went through I put my laptop through security and when I went for a pat down (fuck the pervert cam) I didn't want to get it out of my sight. Dumb dreadlocked nigger told me don't worry it's not going to get stolen.

No, nigger it is. You know why? Because you niggers do it constantly. Millions have been stolen by TSA workers. So don't tell me not to worry. I'm not going to cause problems but my shit isn't getting out of my eyeline.

[ - ] anon 2503276 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 22:43:30 ago (+7/-0)

Agree!
I have said this for years!
Air travel is RIDICULOUS!
I hate them all.
96% FAILURE RATE IS THE TSA!

[ - ] anon 2289092 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 22:01:55 ago (+7/-0)

Pretty sure it was the jews.

[ - ] anon 3741550 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 23:39:47 ago (+3/-0)

Literally chertoff from George W bushes caninet whose company makes the security screening microwave machines is Jewish.

[ - ] anon 2779626 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 23:26:36 ago (+5/-0)

They always slide their hands on my shaft. Faggot in sf liked it a lot too much. I piss all over the bathrooms as a your welcome. Drink a huge coffee and then do it another few times.

[ - ] anon 1446214 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 23:51:19 ago (+4/-0)

On that note: I've relaunched http://OpenAirShips.com

[ - ] anon 9536751 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 01:04:05 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder if a toroidal plasma would generate lift.

[ - ] anon 3829586 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 04:58:28 ago (+1/-0)

It could, if it could power a spinning shaft. At the end of the day, everything runs on spinning shafts. Generators, trains, cars, jet engines, boats, transmissions, all spinnyshaftbois.

[ - ] anon 3314025 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 22:01:26 ago (+3/-0)

You've still been going to airports?

[ - ] anon 2503276 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 22:44:21 ago (+2/-0)

Unfortunately, some of us are FORCED to use the fucking airport

[ - ] anon 3314025 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 08:41:24 ago (+1/-0)

I mean, I'm going to have to think about it when my dad dies. But unlikely as it is, it would still be a choice.

You always have a choice. The only way you could be forced to use an airport is if you were physically dragged there and restrained in a seat on a plane. Otherwise, it's simply a matter of choices.

And yes, I haven't lived a lifestyle that's compliant with the regime. If you live the life of an employee who pays taxes and keeps up with the jones, then accepting the role of cattle is part of the deal. Still a choice though.

[ - ] anon 3124204 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 05:23:34 ago (+2/-0)

It already sucked ten years ago

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 21:53:54 ago (+3/-1)*

I can't tell if you're pissed that you had a few fingers in your butthole from the TSA and the police or if you're pissed that they did not finger you.

[ - ] anon 2232758 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 09:51:12 ago (+1/-0)

That's the plan. They do not want the serfs to have freedom of movement. In the NWO dystopia you are not legally prohibited from doing things they do not want... they just make doing those things so unpleasant and expensive that only the super rich can practically do it.

You don't have any of these issues if you charter a jet.

[ - ] anon 2946694 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 23:11:28 ago (+1/-0)

build your own airport

[ - ] anon 4272769 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 15:54:49 ago (+0/-0)

Why not, nigger?

[ - ] anon 1038916 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 12:00:46 ago (+0/-0)

Why are you posting this anon you super nigger?

Let me guess, you live in a shit tier unamerican blue state and now youre butthurt you got treated like cattle

HOW COULD THIS HAVE EVER HAPPENED

[ - ] anon 2224341 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 11:58:13 ago (+0/-0)

I’d like to opt for a pat down by that manish looking older lady right there, please. Nono, I prefer to be watched.

[ - ] anon 1114310 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 11:06:02 ago (+0/-0)

one asshole supposedly puts bombs in his shoes, now everyone everywhere has to take them off every day

[ - ] anon 1446013 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 10:59:26 ago (+0/-0)

Private travel. Stop being a cunt and work harder. I understand your pain. Now be a white man and get to fucking work.

[ - ] anon 2468862 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 10:19:35 ago (+0/-0)

I always like answering their "would you consent to a search of your belongings?"

With.

It's not like I have a choice.

[ - ] anon 4135188 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 10:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

Why? Do you have a story? If not, this is a shitty fucking post.

[ - ] anon 1783244 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 08:33:37 ago (+0/-0)

Dude. Take amtrak if you can

[ - ] anon 1710572 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 08:24:09 ago (+0/-0)

Did they touch your special purpose again? :( They do that.

[ - ] anon 3986773 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 08:13:38 ago (+0/-0)

have a nice flight did we?

[ - ] anon 3078395 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 01:29:17 ago (+0/-0)

I just had to fly a few months ago. Both outbound and return trips all I did was go through the bog-standard, been-around-for-decades metal detector. No nudie-cam. No fondling. No being irradiated.

[ - ] anon 7663924 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2022 21:50:37 ago (+1/-1)

That's why you take a private air charter, dingus: they're usually not subject to TSA screenings.

[ - ] anon 3829586 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 04:59:16 ago (+7/-0)

Let me just bust out $25,000 and charter a plane then.

[ - ] anon 1780450 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 09:59:32 ago (+1/-0)

Well you’re not wrong. However, what you could do is bust out that $25000 and get your private pilot license. I did. You can carry loaded guns if you want on you’re own plane. Even more than 3 oz of shampoo! It’s legit.

[ - ] anon 3581603 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 10:22:34 ago (+0/-0)

How much is your own plane?

[ - ] anon 1780450 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2022 13:41:09 ago (+0/-0)

Depends on how much money you want to spend. Look at websites for airplane sales. Shit ranges from $20k up into the millions.