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Stowaway Found

submitted by Wolfspider to funny 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 13:45:00 ago (+38/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3k0599.mp4



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[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 17:02:39 ago (+1/-0)

not too bright i'd say

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 17:51:15 ago (+1/-0)

I would have turned on the engines, show him what western engineering is all about.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:46:14 ago (+2/-1)

Reminds me of the guy who thought he could hang on sitting on the wings on that last biden flight leaving Afghanistan.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 17, 2022 08:38:45 ago (+1/-0)

Christ niggers are dumb

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 14:18:50 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 14:28:27 ago (+2/-0)

Someone's flight would be delayed until the could find a new plane.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:18:05 ago (+2/-0)

Is this after the flight? Coz all I see is shit oozing out.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 16:45:22 ago (+2/-0)

literally retarded

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 17:43:31 ago (+2/-0)

Damn, found him a bit early

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 18:05:28 ago (+2/-0)

God dam retarded erectus.

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 17, 2022 03:51:28 ago (+2/-0)

Occasionally they will encounter a frozen nigger that coincides with an airport approach vector and determine they had attempted to fly sans ticket by stowing away in the landing gear compartment.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 5 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 14:43:38 ago (+5/-0)

They should have started the engine.

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 17:46:42 ago (+3/-0)

This is after the flight. His skin was white when he went in.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 17, 2022 11:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

Haha! Love this. But I don't believe it. The low percentage of White people stupid enough to do this is too low for consideration.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 16:55:15 ago (+2/-0)

Post-FOD engine overhauls are expensive as fuck, though.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 17:52:25 ago (+0/-0)

It would at worst put some red paint on the bypass fan.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:02:50 ago (+2/-1)*

Sadly not the case. Turbine engines are fickle things when it comes to foreign objects. A guy with a Beech Premiere had a $30,000 engine overhaul bill because a swarm of bees took up residence in one of them overnight, and caused an overtemp when starting.

A maintenance tech in El Paso was sucked into a 737 engine while performing a run-up test at the gate some years back. He was turned into chunky salsa, but the blades were battered to hell and back. IIRC, CFM had to offer triple pay to get people willing to clean up and repair that engine.

Something the size of a full-grown primate with luggage will essentially destroy the engine, especially one the size of what's on a corporate jet. Broken and cracked blades in the low-pressure section, and all kinds of shit gunking up the high-pressure section; static vanes blocked, compressor blades gummed up, combustors/flame-holders blocked, etc.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:06:59 ago (+2/-0)

I actually work on jet engines, on start up, they're rather slow. In all honesty the nigger would have jumped out the engine had it been started. It's not like they automatically spin up to 3-4k rpm, they take a good 20-30 seconds of APU cranking before the engine can self sustain. Then they're slowly throttled up.

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:20:56 ago (+4/-1)

I'm well aware of startup times. But this is a nigger we're talking about here. He'd probably try to hang on thinking he could "beat" the engine in a tug-of-war.

And the TFE731 on that Hawker is gonna spool up a lot quicker than something like the GE9x on a 777.

Bottom line, not worth the possible repair costs to start it up with a nigger in the inlet.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 22:47:33 ago (+0/-0)

Quick question though, why do I give a fuck about repair costs of some random jet? Why are you equating a running engine with this shit, or a bunch of bees blocking the bleed air, causing an overheat?

[ - ] uvulectomy -1 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:02:43 ago (+0/-1)

Because jet engines are marvels of modern engineering designed by White people, and deserve better than being destroyed by niggerfouling.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:17:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, no shit, do you cry every time a nigger crashes a Ferrari or Lamborghini?

https://youtube.com/shorts/plgFy-A7Xs0?feature=share

Here bro, suffer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DJvOv8BsGg

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 17, 2022 01:23:46 ago (+0/-0)

A guy with a Beech Premiere had a $30,000 engine overhaul bill because a swarm of bees took up residence in one of them overnight, and caused an overtemp when starting.

Pre-flight you fucks!

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 17, 2022 02:09:36 ago (+2/-0)

I don't think a swarm of bees in the high-pressure section of the turbine is gonna show up on a walk-around.

The lesson to be learned (and he did) was Engine Covers: *EVERY Fucking Time.*

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 17, 2022 11:27:35 ago (+0/-0)

In a case like this, worth it.

[ - ] 2Drunk 10 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 13:55:32 ago (+10/-0)

Why so racist? That's one of the rocket scientists that Brandon is trying to import.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 14:23:02 ago (+6/-0)

Rocket scientists like this?
https://youtu.be/2MQVnAeeg1A

[ - ] germ22 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:48:58 ago (+1/-0)

I knew what video that was going to be before clicking on it.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 17, 2022 01:45:44 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know which is funnier, the video or the comments.

"He was such a visionary".
LoLz.