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I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only memorizing even numbers.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:09:21 ago (+30/-2)     (Jokes)

What are the odds?


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[ - ] Dongle 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 21:39:35 ago (+3/-0)

I know a valley girl who had a similar experience. She made it through high school math while only memorizing odd numbers.

She explained why to me. She said she couldn’t even.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:39:30 ago (+3/-0)

1,3,5,7,9 and all other numbers that end in one of those digits.

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:41:07 ago (+2/-0)

this true even when represented in binary I believe

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:44:15 ago (+3/-0)

Just remember: if it’s non-binary it is odd.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 23:51:19 ago (+0/-0)

Applies to hominids as well.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 22, 2022 01:22:33 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. We know, that's the joke, nigger

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 20:32:50 ago (+2/-0)

867-5309

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 21:25:11 ago (+1/-0)

Jenny is odd.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 22, 2022 05:44:40 ago (+0/-0)

I got her number on my wall.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 22, 2022 00:29:51 ago (+1/-0)

To find an odd number, take two adjacent even numbers, add them, then divide by two (fortunately an even number!).

[ - ] happytoes 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 22, 2022 13:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

I used to work at a number shop. We had a strict rule to only sell the odd numbers. Eventually we would run out of stock, but that was not a problem. We still had all the even numbers, so we just cut them all in half and started over.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 22, 2022 10:05:18 ago (+0/-0)

holy fuck, that is the worst yet