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Things to know when you meet a single mom

submitted by Conspirologist to Screenshot 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 15:45:34 ago (+56/-3)     (media.communities.win)

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[ - ] Hh 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:24:40 ago (+0/-0)

But your girl needs to be hot to impress everyone. If she is average with a career then you're a loser. Be with some shitbird hairdresser of waitress as long as they're hot lol

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:47:24 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] usedoilanalysis -1 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:24:53 ago (+0/-1)

The only reason to get with a single mother is to get her to buy you shit, if she doesn't kick her to the curb. She has to understand that you're not here to provide but to take.

[ - ] prototype -1 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:37:33 ago (+0/-1)

"he has to understand that you're not here to provide but to take."

GeneralSam is that you?

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 20:11:22 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:26:37 ago (+3/-0)

Learn to spot narcissists if you want to save yourself a whole lot of trouble!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 02:03:13 ago (+2/-0)

You have been down the rabbit hole or dated one I see. Demons on earth

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 10:54:00 ago (+0/-0)

I grew up in a family full of these monsters.

I wouldn't compromise myself so I was targeted hard my whole life. They have no limits to the evil they are capable of. I've literally seen it all.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:29:43 ago (+5/-0)

7.) She’s schizophrenic with psychotic episodes.

Mowed her lawn when i was 13. Cut her grass. Plumbed her pipes. Massaged her tummy when she was queasy, and held her hair while she puked up her morning screwdrivers.

Young lust masquerading as love.

Women like Schizo Vickie are priceless treasures.

After her truck driver husband fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 through a small town at 4 in the morning and totaled a residential home, they just moved away, probably to avoid legal complications and civil complaints.

[ - ] MAGANDN 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:04:45 ago (+1/-0)

Borderline Behavior

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 7 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:23:45 ago (+7/-0)*

You forgot the part where her offspring mirror her mental issues. That makes it easier to see the games she runs, because kids are inexperienced, they don't realize when they fuck up. She runs the same scripts, but she has more experience and sophistication.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 02:01:57 ago (+1/-0)

Narrcisist single mom will raise Narrcisist kids especially if they only have one the kid is fucked

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:08:42 ago (+1/-1)

Single mothers deserve death

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 10 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:14:45 ago (+10/-0)

Let me fix this list.

There is only one thing you need to know about a single mom:

1. RUN

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 21:49:04 ago (+2/-0)

Damaged goods and you are not at all capable of fixing her.

[ - ] MelGibson 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:25:34 ago (+1/-0)

I used to bang a single mom who’s husband died in a car accident like 4 years before I met her. Her parents always had the kid and she was a nurse I met in the hospital who took care of my uncle. She was pretty cool and ended it with me because I didn’t take her situation seriously.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 22:57:53 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 12 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:17:11 ago (+12/-0)

Advice for women when they meet a single mom:

She will never pay you for watching her kids and she will always be late to pick them up.

She will never send them with food and they will be picky because foodstamps buy only the best of the best.

Her foodstamps will always be gone with two weeks left in the month to go so she will ask you for food.

Keep cheap coffee for when they come over because they will drink pot after pot of your good stuff.

Learn how to lie. Single mother will constantly constantly constantly ask if your husband can go do whatever for them.



[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:19:02 ago (+0/-0)

Doing God's work.

[ - ] whitemail 10 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:34:14 ago (+10/-0)

Not being okay with her acting like a whore = controlling her

[ - ] HughBriss 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 19:34:56 ago (+5/-0)*

The more kids she has, the truer this is. It escalates with the number of fathers she's had children with. She will always talk about how little her job pays, but still finds money for useless shit like decorations for her place and weed.

E: This isn't from personal experience, only observation. I've only been married once, still married after more than 30 years. Wife feels the same way about whores like that too.

E2: "Litter" to "little". And they always bitch about how little they're paid, and make it seem like it's their ONLY source of income, which of course it never is.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 21:15:39 ago (+5/-0)

Damn it, I forgot weed. Yes. Always weed.

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 22:27:07 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, and they always complain about how their cars need repair. Even though they tend to drive fairly new model cars, they're ALWAYS in need of repair.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 00:31:07 ago (+1/-0)

Because they never do any of the scheduled maintenance. They probably don't even change the oil.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 07:17:04 ago (+0/-0)

Well that's because they're strong and independent. Car companies love women that neglect their cars. So do mechanics.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 07:15:40 ago (+0/-0)

Because they drink and drive, so of course they back up into poles or other cars.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 20:48:33 ago (+1/-0)

This is true if the single mom is over 30. I met a single mom and wow that was the best head ever.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 23:21:20 ago (+2/-1)

You forgot about her pit bulls.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 01:26:01 ago (+1/-1)

go fuck yourself kike.

if you werent so ugly women would treat you better.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 07:19:48 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. You forgot to pitch your book. Even if you don't have one, say you are sold out and a new print comes out in 3 months. If you order now you can get a 10% discount.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 02:00:53 ago (+4/-0)

Women are becoming increasingly narrcisistic most of what you described stems from that shit

Go down the rabbit hole of narrcicism it is fucking dark and if you run into one you will start to believe in demons on earth

[ - ] herbert_west 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 05:13:14 ago (+0/-0)

Not so sure about 1). After pregnancy many women get fat and start bitching. You can get a younger one if you break up.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 09:53:25 ago (+0/-0)

The older ones that dont have kids are very very appreciative.
You heard me correctly: blowjobs on request.
The dream is real. I've seen it.

protip: they are probably going to be batshit crazy.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 09:52:21 ago (+2/-0)

My father told me to never get involved with a woman who already had kids.

He didn't tell my half-brother that.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 05:29:59 ago (+0/-0)

Single moms are what has brought society to the brink of collapse here in the U.S. , abetted by Jews via no fault divorce laws.