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What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

submitted by Ozark to Jokes 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 05:18:27 ago (+12/-1)     (Jokes)

Ian


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[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 1, 2022 19:28:38 ago (+0/-0)

I "ug'd" pretty loud on that one.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 07:00:17 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 10:50:32 ago (+2/-0)

Have you ever sucked dick for weed?!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 14:04:09 ago (+0/-0)

I seen him do it

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 23:05:53 ago (+0/-0)

The funnier part was that was said by Bob Saget who was still shaking off Danny Tanner (I mean I guess perpetually he was, but that was one of the next times I saw his face onscreen)

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 1, 2022 19:30:06 ago (+0/-0)

Dick must have had a lot of weed that day.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 07:07:01 ago (+1/-0)

I could have been worse.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 07:56:06 ago (+1/-0)

I laughed. I just kind of hate myself for laughing at dumb shit. I'm definitely stealing it so I can make my nephews laugh.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 08:01:41 ago (+2/-0)

Laughing at dumb shit makes the world go round and keeps you from falling off of the edge.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 1, 2022 04:38:42 ago (+1/-0)

Ain't that the fucking truth.