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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 18:44:17 ago (+28/-2)     (Jokes)

But hay, it’s in my jeans.


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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 20:45:41 ago (+3/-0)

Ugh...

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 19:04:24 ago (+3/-0)

This joke is for the birds

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 19:17:20 ago (+2/-0)

If there was such a thing as a Golden Pheasant award, I would give it to you, my fine feathered friend.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 19:27:40 ago (+1/-0)

Well thank you, that's a pheasant thing to hear!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 3, 2022 01:15:30 ago (+2/-0)

Damn. That’s good. Real good. Pun layers.

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 19:19:30 ago (+1/-0)

Professional farmers

[ - ] GMarksTheSpot94 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 3, 2022 15:12:24 ago (+0/-0)

I fucking despise these reddit tier pun jokes on this site, it's weak, it's pathetic and it's gay. Talk about the lowest level of humour, pun should be short for punch him in the face.