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I just saw my first porno…

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 18:02:26 ago (+33/-2)     (Jokes)

And damn, I looked good back then!


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[ - ] PhantomXLII -4 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 22:15:44 ago (+1/-5)

HAHA PORN FUNNY

Fucking degeneracy. And this is what passes for "the right"?

More like the wrong, the lost, and the damned.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 23:23:56 ago (+3/-0)

Jokes aren't real life, be less autistic.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 23:57:52 ago (+0/-1)

You'll die for your sins.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 00:37:16 ago (+4/-0)

OP didn't film a porno, its a joke you autistic fuck.

There is no sin, its a joke, jokes aren't a chronicle or retelling of actual events you jew book spastic.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -2 points 2.4 yearsDec 8, 2022 09:25:59 ago (+0/-2)

"There is no sin"

You and your blood are all damned by your actions. Imagine killing your whole family because you want to be a godless fucking degenerate. Everyone you ever "loved" is now lost.

It's all your fault.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 03:06:41 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine being a retard believing in a jew god, jew heaven and jew hell, abiding by jew spiritual law and fearful jew ghost retribution.

STFU mongoloid.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 08:34:10 ago (+0/-0)

It's insane that you would kill your own family just so you can deny Christ. Why would you do such a thing?

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 03:18:17 ago (+0/-0)

Its insane that you not only believe in a fictional dead jewish terrorist, but honour one as your lord and saviour.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 09:54:16 ago (+0/-1)

Listen, jew, you and your family are dead by your own actions. You don't get to say anything, that time passed already.

[ - ] brotherhero 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 20:23:07 ago (+1/-0)

Is it....is it the same size?

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 22:01:10 ago (+2/-0)

The camera adds ten pounds.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 20:34:18 ago (+0/-0)

You might say the latest version is compressed, so naturally it is smaller in size.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 10 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 18:23:58 ago (+10/-0)

Your momma looked pretty good too.