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Funny story I found on reddit about two gay men on a date: 'I forgot about my boyfriend's new low-dairy diet and he made me cry about it.'

submitted by Garrett to MeanwhileOnReddit 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 11:50:22 ago (+9/-1)     (archive.ph)

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[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 12:29:45 ago (+6/-0)

So much to say but theyre gay so I dont care. Hes the one that decided to take it up the ass so he got what he wanted

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 12:35:47 ago (+5/-1)

They both should be tossed off the top of a building.

That said, "hangry" isn't really a thing. What's really going on is someone isn't getting what they want, when they want it, and they're acting like a, you guessed it, a faggot. There's been times in my life where I went days without a meal. I didn't treat people like shit because of it. If I can go days, other people can go hours. Modernity has made people softer than baby shit, and has created the necessity for terms that describe their weaknesses.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:02:58 ago (+2/-0)

You must not know many people, this is certainly a thing with some people. My ex was like this. I got used to hunger being poor through my college years, so nbd for me. But if you aren't used to it, I can at least understand.

[ - ] Belfuro -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:48:25 ago (+0/-1)

Reread his comment

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:52:06 ago (+2/-0)

For what? It's a survival Instinct thing.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:22:56 ago (+0/-0)

I hate running errands with other people for this reason.

I'm going to stop at McDonald's. Oh let's stop at 711 real quick oh let's go to bk on the way back.

Fuck! No I just want to get shit over with and go back home. Really they can't wait an hour?

And you're right to them it's a need. How is that a need to eat something right before going to eat?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:31:36 ago (+2/-0)

Sugar addiction is a thing. There's a reason most people are fat fuckers these days. We really need to fix our food supply.

One of the things that happens when you drop the carbs is that you can go incredible lengths without food, or even hunger bothering you all that much.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 14:04:27 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah, I still eat carbs. For me it's really closer to when you've had to suffer a lot you shouldn't have to suffer from the little shit.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 14:05:55 ago (+0/-0)

I bet your don't eat carbs to excess though.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 14:39:24 ago (+1/-1)

I drink a shitload of beer. I don't really eat bread but once a month, and I'll definitely eat a whole pizza once a month. All simple carbs. My job has me moving all day, all parts of my body. That seems to be good enough. I work with food, but I don't even get hungry looking at it all damn day.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 06:28:55 ago (+0/-0)

Pot belly fatso.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 14:26:27 ago (+0/-1)

fph niggotry is ricky martin tonguing elton johns asshole level gay

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:23:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 12:31:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HughBriss 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 11:54:28 ago (+5/-0)

You can definitely tell who's the woman in that relationship. Both of them.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:02:04 ago (+1/-0)

Not true, actual lesbians get pretty violent with each other.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:03:32 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not sure if I can fap to this

But by raptor jesus I'll give it a go

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:06:22 ago (+0/-0)

Its not the ones you think ...
Nvm it's the ones that you like go on ahead

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:08:04 ago (+0/-0)

Stereotypical wimminz lol

Thinks she can magically detect what others think yet her own mind is like a dump truck full of dirty laundry

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:16:54 ago (+1/-0)

Literally what you just did. Who am I to haha judge?

You do you boo boo.

As if you had a choice.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 14:25:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 14:25:50 ago (+0/-0)

Crazy is as crazy does as forrest would say...

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 14:38:26 ago (+0/-0)

Quit hitting refresh faggot.:)

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 14:39:19 ago (+1/-0)

I swear I didnt

[ - ] thoughtcryme 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 12:00:15 ago (+4/-0)

faggots are disgusting, men pretending to be women

cry harder and do a flip

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 18:43:09 ago (+2/-0)

"I was reminded that I am a pathetic dick-gobbling faggot and that made me sad, so I had a little cry then went to the Internet for validation. Go team faggot!"

[ - ] giantprick 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:19:00 ago (+1/-0)

Back in the day I always thought gay guys kinda had it figured out because they don’t have to deal with womens shit.

Somehow they manage to make a relationship as if there are two women. Fucking hilarious.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:01:33 ago (+1/-0)

Faggots come across as having a make-believe life. They're pretending to be married but like with children playing dolls, a child will never be born.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 21:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

Gay "people" talking about their diets. Thats all i need to know to not read any further.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 15:51:43 ago (+0/-0)

The death of the West is painful... and ridiculous. Can't even die with some semblance of dignity.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 15:43:00 ago (+0/-0)

I can’t read all that faggot drama. Your headline summed it up nicely.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 12:44:47 ago (+0/-0)

Faggotry aside, I can't fucking stand people like this. They have certain rules and guidelines, usually about food or physical restrictions (fat fucks) and they expect everyone around them to know or else they will break down and have temper tantrums, shouting and screaming. They are unbearable. I have an in law like this and she creates chaos wherever she goes.