Vogon poetry is a variety of poetry, often considered to be one of the worst. It is sometimes used by the Vogons as a torture method, as it causes physical pain to the hearer. A notable example of this was when they tortured Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent after the Dentrassis let them hitchhike onto the ship.[Library Service]
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 03:25:18 ago (+1/-0)
no-one has a problem with you in the Chat Room dial it's just you tend to dominate with whatever is on your mind when the forum is about having a conversation with people - it's a two way thing.
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 03:31:41 ago (+1/-0)
Can anyone here translate drunken nigger-speak?
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 03:43:42 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 13:44:57 ago (+1/-0)
Vogon?
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 17:46:08 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 02:34:51 ago (+1/-0)
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2022 04:05:26 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 03:25:18 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 03:21:53 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] twenty5
[ - ] twenty5 [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 03:24:11 ago (+1/-2)
he that reposts
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 03:26:24 ago (+1/-0)
He that drunk/schizo posts.
[ + ] twenty5
[ - ] twenty5 [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 03:41:34 ago (+1/-2)